Ancient curse to be invoked on Boris Johnson
In an extraordinary event, angry Londoner (and artist) Mark McGowan is to invoke an ancient curse on the new mayor of London Boris Johnson. The curse will be delivered from the south side of Tower Bridge facing the GLA building on Friday, 13th June 2008, at 12 noon.
McGowan says: "The curse will take up to 4 hours to be sure of total effect, as it is extremely complicated and includes bats blood, herbs, amethyst, the legs of a spider and the burning of an effigy of Boris. This is an extremely dangerous procedure. Cursing somebody is not to be treated lightly and I have been told that any curse will come back to the person three-fold. But I am willing to take the risk and I trust the old Japanese woman who is guiding me.
"Boris Johnson needs to be sorted out no matter what, he's a terrible man. How Londoners voted for him I will never know. I believe that there is no alternative but to put on a curse, which will hopefully get rid of him once and for all. This will not be a death curse, but a bad luck one." To wish Mark well, click here.
5 comments:
Where's the bat's blood coming from ? Bat's are protected in the UK. Would foreign bat's blood work as well ? Is it a very old British bat that kicked the bucket naturally ?
Oh Lord, this makes me laugh so hard ! Would Mr McGowan go to Paris next ? The French badly need his help against Sarkozy !
Really. I have no time for curses.
This could be Mark's riskiest venture yet. He's dealing with forces he does not understand, and perhaps Boris is karmically protected as he completes a journey in life from total oafish ignorance to enlightenment. Does Mark desire to try to interfere with God's doings? Think about it.
The Apotheosis of Boris - journalist, MP, Mayor, MP, Minister, Prime Minister, Lord, National Treasure - nothing can stop it !
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