Thursday, March 01, 2007

Daniel Radcliffe: The penis

The truth



Justin Bieber's penis [click here]
Now see Ewan McGregor's penis [click here]
Now see Jonathan Rhys Meyers' penis [click here]

This is not what Madame Arcati saw at the Gielgud but I thought I'd put it up for all the queens who filled the front row on opening night. As for Stephen Fry sniffing about the preoccupation with the nudity, why was he there? Last I heard all he was interested in doing was running out of theatres when he's not piling on the cash and pounds TV advertising a certain brand of tea. Just because you're about 50, you don't have to let yourself go, dearie.

The Radcliffe piece yesterday broke all Arcati records for unique visits - over 3,000 in one day.

Daniel Craig - see his penis, too [click here]

Daniel Radcliffe posterior shot, click here.

72 comments:

  1. That youngster really should pump iron...

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  2. This is heaven! Arcati Bringer of Joy! Ancient Greece is back!

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  3. Madame, that image is a semi-competent fake. (The actual promo pic is in colour. This 'extended' effort is in black and white, which is easier to manipulate in Photoshop.)

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  4. Why does Arcati ONLY ever display pictures of naked men - what about some women?
    Can any reader speak up and tell me if they're a STRAIGHT man who visits the site? (And I don't want to hear it in ancient Greek or purple prose either, bring on the wine women and song Bacchus, blahblah)
    (And is that Daniel picture really a fake - looks real enough to me, but more than 3 and a half inches?)

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  5. Stephen Fry would love Madame Arcati, although he hates astrologers...

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  6. << Madame, that image is a semi-competent fake. >>

    It's obvious, since Arcati told us Radcliffe was cut. This penis belongs to an uncut male. Rather well-hung, moreover.

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  7. What's happened to the adorable Dan?

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  8. Oh he's back again - I thought he'd been censored by the manky bishops and warped ayatollahs- there was a question mark where his cock was - but now he's a normal healthy pagan young man again - divine.

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  9. Back again? I can't see him!

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  10. Maybe Arcati had 'forgotten' to ask permission to use someone else's material ?

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  11. Hhmph, I have to take issue with Madame Arcati here, I heart Stephen Fry and won't have a word said against him.

    Pah.

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  12. Believe me, Stephen Fry has nothing to complain about : he's treated nicely in comparison to some of Arcati's favorite Aunt Sallies ! :-)

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  13. Is there a verb 'to heart'?

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  14. Yes. It means 'to give pain'.

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  15. It's fake....

    Here's the original...

    http://imageevent.com/johnw/carlo?p=19&n=1&m=-1&c=2&l=0&w=4&s=0&z=2

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  16. I was right : the original pumps iron, definitely. :-)

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  17. can't stop licking it anyway

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  18. (rap)
    in my mouth: big and juicy
    underneath: large and hot.
    yodalayhihuuuuu i say . NOT!
    OMG you made me pee out of my wee.HEHE.harry: two words: Use VIAGRA!!!!Damn it..(4 words actually)

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  19. OHHHH BABY!!! I Want to make hot lovely sex to Daniel Radcliffe.

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  20. he needs to work out

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  21. looks completely fake, but he is stil hot

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  22. did anyone notice that if you look at the picture where his penis "originated" from that all those are photo shopped on too?

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  23. if you look at the two penises you will notice that they look slightly different therefore they couldn't have taken it from here...

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  24. Why did they make a fake picture?
    Was the real one to small? xD
    Dosent anyone have the link to the real photo?

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  25. helll yeahhh. potter's packin =]]

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  26. can some one plz tell me where i can find the real pic

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  27. DAMN!!!!!!!!! I don't care how much you dis him, that boy is FINE!!!!!! Oh, I am gettin' wet just lookin at him. And you guys are only dissin cause you jealous and you know it, ok? So, lay off, while I lay on, if you know what I mean. And he will let me lay on him, WITHOUT convincing! *wink wink*

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  28. wow some people are just too god damn sexy

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  29. That is his actual naked body...its for a new movie of his in europe about a teen who is only in love with horses...he doesnt like girls or guys...he only gets aroused by horses...no matter how fake this seems...it is true

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  30. Whoever said it is so small? yeah, you must be one of those women that its like throwin a toothpick down a hallway!! its not even erect you dumbshit. HoEBag!

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  31. {{Anonymous said...
    if you look at the two penises you will notice that they look slightly different therefore they couldn't have taken it from here...}}


    If you look closer still, you will notice that the differences are because the photo of the penis was flipped horizontally. Zoom in on both of them side by side and look at them. I thought it was real until I did this. It is the same penis. Check it out!

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  32. i love how he is soo young and so hairy

    small dick tho lol

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  33. Wow, I did not know these pics were availble online... thanx for the "heads up"....

    paul

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  34. Im male im not gay but id sleep with daniel radcliffe given half the chance hes beautiful and has an amazing body i love him loads.

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  35. is tht dan's penis 4 real?sure looks touched up,d real pic,he had his jeans on.so no one took pics of dan on stage naked 4 a full 1o mins?wht's up?

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  36. Danny Radcliffe recently admitted that he's Jewish, so it's unlikely that he's uncut. Well done fake.

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  37. my comment: haha! bET mines bigger than yours!

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  38. Perfect penis Daniel! For those who want one way out of preportion to the body, go somewhere else. Daniel, the way he is, get's my juices flowing.

    Johnboy

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  39. Bravo, The courage it takes to expose himself before the world should be applauded. You won't find to many American actors able or willing to do it. Again, Stay strong Daniel, Bravo.

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  40. Well well well, this image is a fake from waste down. Have a look at this: http://photos.imageevent.com/johnw/carlo/websize/herm20.jpg

    Looks exactly the same don't it? and then looking back at daniel really closely you do tend to see that his legs are a bit to big for his body, and thats because there not his. So yea...guess well never know what his penis actually looks like.

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  41. He has body hair but he has no pubes! Obviously this is a computer generated image of his willy! I'm gay & would love 2 hug that body & suck his REAL willy!

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  42. That is so fake.

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  43. Guess what guys!! For every one who said that his penis is a fake and that the picture was somehow manipulated....IT'S NOT!!! Mr. Daniel Radcliffe is NOT circumsised!!! HAHA!!

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  44. any nude pics of daniel in equus..uk one since-US one isnt on yet?those posted on your site r fake..since u urself said,tht he's cut and longer...

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  45. Who cares if the photo of Danny boy is fake or not. He still is a georgeous man. jw

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  46. its a fake heres original:

    http://www.circumstitions.com/Restric/Gallery2.html#falseradcliffe

    enjoy!!

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  47. um if that isnt daniel radcliffe's penis, where is it?
    or does he not have one...?

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  48. Wow this is mouthfull i could hardly type....
    wanna see more of it...

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  49. I have a whole new appreciation for Harry Potter! That is gorgeous!

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  50. You people are even more stupid than your comments! Daniel Radcliffe isn't uncut and if you knew anything about him OR have been to the play, you'd know this. Dan is JEWISH!!!

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  51. Fake picture. Just saw the play on Broadway. That is not Daniel for a couple of reasons---size and circumcision.

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  52. Saw Equus in New York. That is not Daniel Radcliffe's penis!

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  53. Fake pic. Dan doesn't have foreskin. He's circumcised.
    Those are real:
    http://www.omgblog.com/2008/11/omg_more_naked_daniel_radcliff.php

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  54. Is that tiny or does everyones penis i have ever seen huge? Its really ugly! lol. and teenie... oh well i guess he may please some tight asian girl :D if hes lucky...

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  55. oh man i just looked at the real pics and i feel really bad about that now.... poor guy!

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  56. i've seen bigger. trust me thats small compared to the one's ive seen.

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  57. Oh my goddess he is GORGEOUS naked. I didn't really see him as particularly cute before. Ringo: "he should pump iron" hell no!!! Lean looks so much more tantilizing! God he has a big willy!!!! Ans uncut- my favorite. Wow. So yummy, this is my new screensaver.

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  58. he is so sexy!! omg i just masturbated looking at this picture!! TWICE!!

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  59. Oh my....I'm haveing a Daniel Radcliffe fedish right now (love the new O SEE THIS PLAY NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  60. eeeeww its a chode!!!


    [[[Chode(n.)Tiny Penis]]]

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  61. It's not small u amateurs. Conduct research...dont judge on the size as u see it now but when erect looks around a good size.

    Anyways LOVE YOU DANIEL!

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  62. He's wearing a cock ring by the looks of it...a quite well concealed one!

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  63. http://probinsyanachronicles.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/daniel-radcliffe-nude-equus2.jpg

    unless it was tres cold that night...

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  64. that pic is fake...

    after a bit of research i found the original that was used for his lower body:

    http://www.circumstitions.com/Restric/Images/Gallery/carlo-dr2.jpg

    don't believe everything you read in the internet.

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  65. i though it was biger, such a dissapointment for girls all over, i wanted to fuck him so bad...



    :(

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  66. Give it up people.....it's been Photoshopped......poorly.

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  67. Its not even semi hard and who knows the size when hard.I think it will be much bigger :)

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  68. has he been circumcised?

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