Friday, June 08, 2007

Eli Roth's biggest dick in the world

Literary Review


Taken from Tim Palen's Guts: The Art of Marketing Horror Films, out July, and the item left occupies a double-page spread entitled Eli Roth Has the Biggest Dick in Hollywood. Is the 24" trunk for real? Do ya believe in Santa? Go do something useful, size queens!

12 comments:

  1. Oh my gawd, poor guy!

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  2. consequence = colostomy !

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  3. Horribile visu !

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  4. Oh, my, this is Priapus in the flesh!!!

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  5. Photoshop, surely?

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  6. http://nymag.com/daily/entertainment/2007/06/eli_roth_has_his_dirk_diggler.html

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  7. I had something very similar to that for dinner last night.

    You boy, fetch me some Alka-Seltzer!

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  8. An overgrown cucumber?

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  9. Unless I am mistaken that is actually Jon Snow's cock superimposed onto a lesser man's body.

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  10. Cik lielas apakšbikses viņam ir vajadzīgas? Laikam priekš viņa speciāli tās ražo!

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  11. i tell you what, that would be a damn good cum shot..... it would put someones eye out. lol

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  12. Eli Roth is Jewish and unless the Moile ran out of the room screaming in horror, intimidated by the prospect of the job ahead, this has to be photoshopped.

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