A new penis has been found in Alfie Allen, little bro of Lily, to replace Daniel Radcliffe's in Equus which opens in Chichester on January 31. A nude photoshopped version is invited - regular Arcati devotees know the drill.
(Apparently he got the role because he demonstrated an ability to rise at 8am - for a casting breakfast meeting)
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Mm, I wonder. His dad's got a small one
ReplyDeleteQuite big, a famous author told me, after a straw-'n'-snow party at Groucho one night.
ReplyDeleteWriters are easily impressed. It would go nowhere in the Carribean
ReplyDeleteThat's three nouns in a row. Shouldn't there be at least one hyphen?
ReplyDeleteDefinitely. A hyphen is indeed required. Regarding Alfie Allen, I see a lot of Ewan McGregor in him. (Should I re-phrase that ?)
ReplyDeleteI think your meaning is clear, Adrianos ...
ReplyDeleteHe looks right for a horror movie - a remake of the Damien films perhaps
ReplyDeleteif you listen to one of Lily's songs on her self title CD, she describes her brother as a lazy pot head..I had to laugh, of course, it was tongue in cheek, but I just had an odd feeling that she was helping his career... it's funny how relatives can do that... (:
ReplyDeletesounds like a personal problem..
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