tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30643113.post3103039175625338968..comments2023-10-21T11:46:32.529+01:00Comments on Madame Arcati: Susan Hill gets it all wrong on Katie Price and the lower ordersMadame Arcatihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04823823014493798116noreply@blogger.comBlogger18125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30643113.post-68225809914605880502009-10-25T18:45:25.128+00:002009-10-25T18:45:25.128+00:00Dear Ross, it's a perfect symbiosis, no one lo...Dear Ross, it's a perfect symbiosis, no one loses. Rebecca F, Jordan's ghost, clearly enjoys the shadowlands of literary puppetry: indeed if you read a Jordan novel, you may detect subtle digs at the cover author: Jordan, if she knows of this, is clever to tolerate it, while the sharper reader may relish noticing. Susan Hill, accomplished though she may be, cannot hope to rival Jordan's sales: one cannot ignore the consequential bitterness this fact may engender. Boo hoo.Madame Arcatihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04823823014493798116noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30643113.post-6706642975610192072009-10-24T22:31:11.705+01:002009-10-24T22:31:11.705+01:00Darling Dame Spirit, I soooo agree. However we mus...Darling Dame Spirit, I soooo agree. However we must not look to the Spectator for any meaningful insight into contemporary matters.Madame Arcatihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04823823014493798116noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30643113.post-80465851553614097702009-10-24T20:52:13.024+01:002009-10-24T20:52:13.024+01:00MA darling, have you ever wondered what attracts d...MA darling, have you ever wondered what attracts decent, well adjusted, church going citizens like anon to this "filthy porn site full of freaks"? Where do you suppose s/he hides her/his mega-dildo?<br /><br />Oh Susan Hill, all that whinging sound so much like the xenophobic complaining about foreigners "taking away" jobs. I wonder if she realises her argument only means Mr./Ms good ghost writer is getting paid and selling a story that other wise would only sell, what did she say? 100 copies?<br /><br />Won't it be sweet to get an interview with the author[s] and find out what they think of Susan Hill meddling in their business? Besides, I would love to find out about Katie exchanging her ideas with them. <br /><br />When I was a little girl my friends and I would tell each other stories, go back and write them and then read them back to the group. Wow, that was fun: we laughed!... and they kept getting crazier and funnier. I wish I had kept them and could read them now.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30643113.post-8574652006085777812009-10-24T13:22:45.665+01:002009-10-24T13:22:45.665+01:00Madame, it may be that Robert Smith, in the Faithl...Madame, it may be that Robert Smith, in the Faithless video, looks not unlike Jordan in the picture above. Actually, he looks rather more interesting and attractive to me, and I believe he writes his own songs (he certainly sings them!)<br /><br />Jordan has certainly said on the TV that she doesn't write the books that go out under her name. We must remember that Gordon Brown probably doesn't write his own speeches.<br /><br />I'm somewhat disappointed (as a former newspaper columnist in the back of the beyond) that someone would not write their own work. But, I can only guess that Jordan's ghost gets a good pay-cheque, and Jordan gets to trot out her unreal body parts and fake tan and get the attention she craves at the booksellers (which doesn't involve her great thoughts). It's a business arrangement.<br /><br />I'd like Virginia Woolf to ghost my writing! Is she still under copyright?Ross Eldridgehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09250071187770548501noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30643113.post-34593456627417949532009-10-24T12:05:30.122+01:002009-10-24T12:05:30.122+01:00I think one should always throw tantrums whenever ...I think one should always throw tantrums whenever possiblethe real Liz Taylornoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30643113.post-10927648990006723902009-10-24T11:57:19.357+01:002009-10-24T11:57:19.357+01:00You can't drop what you never pick up, ducky. ...You can't drop what you never pick up, ducky. I beleve Dignitas are offering a three for two btw.Madame Arcatihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04823823014493798116noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30643113.post-8200684267972206032009-10-24T11:52:50.501+01:002009-10-24T11:52:50.501+01:00Madame Arcati displays yet again "her" c...Madame Arcati displays yet again "her" churlishness with this vicious little item. Throwing a tantrum because a true literary star dropped your blog when she realised it's a filthy porn site full of freaks?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30643113.post-22847800002605060992009-10-24T11:50:29.288+01:002009-10-24T11:50:29.288+01:00Oh, I've not asked Julie about her foot but th...Oh, I've not asked Julie about her foot but there was only a 5% chance it would drop off. I understand however that she is still bipedal.Madame Arcatihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04823823014493798116noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30643113.post-27159701667484214962009-10-24T11:48:48.521+01:002009-10-24T11:48:48.521+01:00You're right. All entirely accidental I hasten...You're right. All entirely accidental I hasten to add.Madame Arcatihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04823823014493798116noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30643113.post-65439634966203396212009-10-24T11:47:12.960+01:002009-10-24T11:47:12.960+01:00you've got a transvestite, a nude male and Jul...you've got a transvestite, a nude male and Julie Burchill all in the some frame. am I in heaven?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30643113.post-50473126036402392462009-10-24T11:30:11.893+01:002009-10-24T11:30:11.893+01:00Has Burchill's foot dropped off yet?Has Burchill's foot dropped off yet?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30643113.post-88271181582066634632009-10-24T11:28:50.689+01:002009-10-24T11:28:50.689+01:00Yes darling. For the benefit of foreigners and rea...Yes darling. For the benefit of foreigners and readers of the Spectator, the man in drag is Miss Katie Price's current boyfriend Alex Reid who is otherwise a crossdresser: his alter ego is Roxanne as pictured. The use of this picture in conjunction with Susan Hill's name is light-hearted satire given the nature of the copy below.Madame Arcatihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04823823014493798116noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30643113.post-61984541564017935682009-10-24T11:24:32.945+01:002009-10-24T11:24:32.945+01:00that is a man in drag isn't it ?..I mean that ...that is a man in drag isn't it ?..I mean that in the nicest possible way.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30643113.post-66247478240320414692009-10-24T11:24:19.335+01:002009-10-24T11:24:19.335+01:00Rebecca Farnworth, I think that's her name, wr...Rebecca Farnworth, I think that's her name, writes me books. Keep it up MadameMiss Pricenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30643113.post-5463218813188152242009-10-24T11:23:14.108+01:002009-10-24T11:23:14.108+01:00Is there some subliminal connection between Robert...Is there some subliminal connection between Robert Smith's arachnophobic fantasy and Susan Hill? A blog shouldn't get too clever, Clover.Room 101noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30643113.post-86310431721643640642009-10-24T11:21:55.528+01:002009-10-24T11:21:55.528+01:00Pure nastiness.Pure nastiness.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30643113.post-74919125107494937352009-10-24T10:06:26.621+01:002009-10-24T10:06:26.621+01:00Susan - language, please.Susan - language, please.The Barbara Windsor Shownoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30643113.post-24150587659766728782009-10-23T23:06:17.343+01:002009-10-23T23:06:17.343+01:00soakist!soakist!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com