tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30643113.post326712716707056495..comments2023-10-21T11:46:32.529+01:00Comments on Madame Arcati: Madame Arcati's Best of 2008 AwardsMadame Arcatihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04823823014493798116noreply@blogger.comBlogger27125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30643113.post-29505740896695360772008-12-28T10:46:00.000+00:002008-12-28T10:46:00.000+00:00Veritas! And I thought I'd lost you: I have posted...Veritas! And I thought I'd lost you: I have posted your comment on the main site in the hope of exciting further interest in your lost crown.<BR/><BR/>Happy New Year now MA xMadame Arcatihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04823823014493798116noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30643113.post-90805476327043907022008-12-28T09:57:00.000+00:002008-12-28T09:57:00.000+00:00how wonderful ! Is Madame Arcarti back then ?. I t...how wonderful ! Is Madame Arcarti back then ?. I thought we had lost you for a while. I had hoped there may be a "molar of the year" category and therefore my crown christened 'Rupert' would have won (you know..the one chipped during an early close encounter with Mr Everett. It's been replaced by a insert but I have saved Rupert' in a little box. Perhaps I'll sell it on ebay.<BR/>cheers,<BR/>veritas.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30643113.post-59127126142432228542008-12-23T18:20:00.000+00:002008-12-23T18:20:00.000+00:00Dear Jody, lovely to hear from you. It's certainly...Dear Jody, lovely to hear from you. It's certainly not naff to say you enjoyed the video, it is one of the heights of cool. It has safely nothing to do with The X Factor or Barbados-bound Simon Cowell with his mummy and Sinita.<BR/><BR/>May your baubles shine for the duration of 2009. MA xMadame Arcatihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04823823014493798116noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30643113.post-40329657146302274682008-12-23T18:11:00.000+00:002008-12-23T18:11:00.000+00:00May the flame on your plum pudding never go out, M...May the flame on your plum pudding never go out, Madame!<BR/><BR/>(God, sorry about the above. Obviously I'm going somewhat crackers here in NY - in a happy, scuttling-about-in-the-snow -Christmassy way.)<BR/><BR/>And I <I>loved</I> the Pjanoo video - so thanks. Though I suppose it's terminally naff to say so?Jody Tresidderhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08008545276386929608noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30643113.post-26244608620752996072008-12-22T18:51:00.000+00:002008-12-22T18:51:00.000+00:00Yes, an interesting idea indeed. Duncan and Shena ...Yes, an interesting idea indeed. Duncan and Shena would be most welcome and Molly of course: also I would get a medium to summon up Andy Warhol as a guest editor and various other famous dead figures - there's no end to the possibilities. Anna could have a lot of time on her hands shortly.Madame Arcatihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04823823014493798116noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30643113.post-12041218511562191022008-12-22T18:40:00.000+00:002008-12-22T18:40:00.000+00:00Contributing Editors! What a delightful idea! You...Contributing Editors! What a delightful idea! You could invite people such as DRF, Shena Mackay and the like to submit little notes every now and then. Just don’t become too Vanity Fair-ish (It’s not the fair-ish part I’m concerned about; it’s the Vanity one). I wouldn’t like you to become a Graydon Carter in skirt; you could end up looking like Anna Wintour’s twin sister.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30643113.post-59411746653053000982008-12-21T23:46:00.000+00:002008-12-21T23:46:00.000+00:00Dear Val, Lavinia is always welcome to pester me; ...Dear Val, <BR/><BR/>Lavinia is always welcome to pester me; she doesn't pester me enough. And I was sorry to hear of your recent release from Luxembourg - a place whose existence I sometimes doubt as some do the afterlife. Luxembourg's first syllable makes it sound exotic, the second doubtful and the third horribly provincial: rather like picking up a handsome mystery person who turns out to be a Reader's Digest subscriber. I therefore cannot but think that your future looks considerably brighter away from such a place.<BR/><BR/>I am wondering whether someone would like to be a guest editor of this site: an ex-Luxembourg correspondent could just be what it needs. Send me your CV ...<BR/><BR/>MA xMadame Arcatihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04823823014493798116noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30643113.post-47249058482623678362008-12-21T23:27:00.000+00:002008-12-21T23:27:00.000+00:00Sorry my mother pestered you - she doesn't get out...Sorry my mother pestered you - she doesn't get out enough.<BR/><BR/>All the best, Valentine<BR/><BR/>P.S. Any positions going in your office?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30643113.post-10255341352768630622008-12-21T20:19:00.000+00:002008-12-21T20:19:00.000+00:00Elvira dearie, thank you so much. I do enjoy helpi...Elvira dearie, thank you so much. I do enjoy helping people to attune to a higher sensibility of crotch gawps and the like: it so puts things in perspective.<BR/><BR/>Rob will be pleased to learn he's on your blogroll. He likes to be hung out.Madame Arcatihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04823823014493798116noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30643113.post-49846245020803574002008-12-21T20:10:00.000+00:002008-12-21T20:10:00.000+00:00Peculiar choices indeed. I did like Vile Pervert;...Peculiar choices indeed. <BR/>I did like Vile Pervert; I found it informative. No, really – I am as disgusted as the next person over pedophiles, but I believe it is important to keep in mind that the coin has a reverse side and there are unscrupulous people out there that would go to any extent to hurt those with whom they have a feud, not to mention the righteous vigilantes that point fingers for their own self indulgence and need to feel superior. I think Jonathan is not asking people to accept pederasty; he is just saying that people should not be naïve enough to accept without question that if a person is accused of such a vile act, the accuser must be saying the thruth.<BR/><BR/>On another note, MA: that pause for a quick wank… what/who is being wanked? And how exactly does a crotch gawp happen?, is it like a crotch fart? (those, although extreamealy embarassing - oops! how did that make it’s way to the other direction?-, they are secretly hilarious and delicious).<BR/><BR/>Peter & Jordan: I think they are really sweet together and I was truly sorry to read their relationship is on the rocks, but I don’t find their interviews had much substance- and I must say I do get much delight out of talk of penises and oral sex -, maybe because I am way beyond that standard audience you talk about in your prior review.<BR/><BR/>My choise for award to blogger of the year: Madame Arcati. Very educational (no, really; I mean that in the sweetest way: you expand my horizons in very interesting directions). I added Access Interviews to by list of favorite websites.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30643113.post-49127576349467055472008-12-21T18:54:00.000+00:002008-12-21T18:54:00.000+00:00Duncan, I am delighted to hear of your gazelle: th...Duncan, I am delighted to hear of your gazelle: there's nothing like a love-in to shoo away Santa and his unwelcome fat arse down the flue. And thank you for your 2009 prediction and good wishes: I tend to agree with your sentiment.<BR/><BR/>And Molly my poppet - you are a delight. MA xMadame Arcatihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04823823014493798116noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30643113.post-26151202681490190312008-12-21T18:52:00.000+00:002008-12-21T18:52:00.000+00:00DARLING MA>>AM QUITE BREATHLESS WITH DELIGHT...DARLING MA>>AM QUITE BREATHLESS WITH DELIGHT AT MY UNEXPECTED AWARD.<BR/> I WISH IT WERE A MEDAL THAT I COULD PIN TO MY BOSOM AND FLASH FOR ALL <BR/>TO SEE., WHAT IS YOUR READERSHIP NOW?> HOW MANY WILL KNOW?<BR/><BR/>SOPH SAYS THAT VIA FACEBOOK SHE HAS INVITED YOU TO OUR XMAS PARTY AT <BR/>GREEN CARNATION, TUES , 23RD DEC. 9,30 TO 2,30AM. ARE YOU AROUND?<BR/> WE HAVE BEEN MISSING YOU OF LATE>>><BR/>AND IS THE MEDIUM NO LONGER PLYING HER TRADE? AND ARE WE STILL <BR/>UNOFFIALLY _AF-FIANCED?<BR/>.OTHERS ARE CLAMBERING MY WALLS.>>.THUNDERING AT THE BACK DOOR!!!<BR/>ALWAYS AFFECTIONATELY YOURS, SWEETIE>>>><BR/>HAPPY XMAS!<BR/>MOLLxxxxAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30643113.post-1025806368549239902008-12-21T11:45:00.000+00:002008-12-21T11:45:00.000+00:00Dear Madame ArcatiI have just surfaced from a mara...Dear Madame Arcati<BR/><BR/>I have just surfaced from a marathon love-in with a bashful but feisty gazelle to discover myself crowned in laurel leaves. Before I dive back down into another delirium of erotic mystery I want to bless you for this delicious award. I am parading naked with a cup of coffee trying to take it in while the gazelle stretches and rubs his green eyes awake. My prediction for 2009 is that the credit-crunch recession will make people more intelligent and this will help writers such as myself who attempt in their books to take language to a high performance level. May the coming year bring you a great deal more than you hope for.<BR/><BR/>Your amazed and thankful admirer,<BR/><BR/>Duncan FallowellAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30643113.post-3088077520385626902008-12-21T10:35:00.001+00:002008-12-21T10:35:00.001+00:00Duncan's very quiet these days.Duncan's very quiet these days.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30643113.post-66486475984177660032008-12-21T10:35:00.000+00:002008-12-21T10:35:00.000+00:00A very fine accolade list Madame, very generous he...A very fine accolade list Madame, very generous hearted. You set an example to your estranged colleagues in the dead tree media.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30643113.post-12881325604587286932008-12-21T10:34:00.000+00:002008-12-21T10:34:00.000+00:00No Justin, I've only just finished reading Atmosph...No Justin, I've only just finished reading Atmospherics and will send her questions shortly, if she's still talking to me. This year has been very time greedy.<BR/><BR/>And if you're reading this Shena, sorry!Madame Arcatihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04823823014493798116noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30643113.post-47969388801625209502008-12-21T00:21:00.000+00:002008-12-21T00:21:00.000+00:00Madame, did I miss your interview with Shena Macka...Madame, did I miss your interview with Shena Mackay?Justin Gowershttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08979753950462871770noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30643113.post-31050027299758466822008-12-20T23:32:00.000+00:002008-12-20T23:32:00.000+00:00"Kross' full-frontal reveals a pendulous meaty wan..."Kross' full-frontal reveals a pendulous meaty wanger below a cumulus congestus cloud of black pubes"<BR/><BR/>Only you, Madame, could make a young man's crotch sound like a weather report. Have you ever thought to take up writing?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30643113.post-80538993872439236542008-12-20T23:30:00.000+00:002008-12-20T23:30:00.000+00:00I farted then I laughedI farted then I laughedAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30643113.post-85032971647617202052008-12-20T23:11:00.000+00:002008-12-20T23:11:00.000+00:00Stella, so where's my email card?Stella, so where's my email card?Madame Arcatihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04823823014493798116noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30643113.post-36004248669443176652008-12-20T23:05:00.000+00:002008-12-20T23:05:00.000+00:00Darlings, darlings, stop arguing among yourselves ...Darlings, darlings, stop arguing among yourselves and join in a juiceless orgy of reconciliation at Jesuschristmas: savour the foreign pleasures of an unknown entity in the backroom of Arcati.<BR/><BR/>Thank you Chris for your unfailing generosity. And thank you Jonathan for your delightful acceptance speech: if redemption of any kind is sought then Vile Pervert: The Musical offers it. It will outlive all Eurovision entries, it will become one of the recognised great media satires. Eventually.<BR/><BR/>I'm usually right with other people.Madame Arcatihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04823823014493798116noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30643113.post-48031931235072112872008-12-20T22:58:00.000+00:002008-12-20T22:58:00.000+00:00Many thanks and I accept with humility (what exact...Many thanks and I accept with humility (what exactly is that?) and would like to thank my agent (haven't got one), my wife (uurgh) and God (who?).<BR/><BR/>Honoured and tearful...<BR/><BR/>JKJonathan Kinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00889011672143943088noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30643113.post-21693193990935488732008-12-20T19:58:00.000+00:002008-12-20T19:58:00.000+00:00Firstly, (in case you were wondering) your anonymo...Firstly, (in case you were wondering) your anonymous farter IS NOT me !<BR/><BR/>Regarding topiary in West Sussex (I assume you are referring to `Mother`s` bush) I am so glad that my pruning reminds you of Kate Winslet`s well groomed pubes. I must have done a good job then. <BR/><BR/>Determined to annoy you with that email greeting card, hope the pussy didn`t ofend you too much, my dear.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30643113.post-63760473402285643192008-12-20T19:49:00.000+00:002008-12-20T19:49:00.000+00:00Jonathan King? Ewww. Nasty piece of work.Brill oth...Jonathan King? Ewww. Nasty piece of work.<BR/><BR/>Brill otherwise though! As per!Chas Newkey-Burdenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08569735130044976955noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30643113.post-71148783242374556742008-12-20T17:37:00.000+00:002008-12-20T17:37:00.000+00:00I laughed till I farted extensively.I laughed till I farted extensively.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com