tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30643113.post7752888390817514585..comments2023-10-21T11:46:32.529+01:00Comments on Madame Arcati: Molly Parkin: 'Croatians love my new cock paintings'Madame Arcatihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04823823014493798116noreply@blogger.comBlogger32125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30643113.post-57910667167276748092009-06-24T11:02:05.569+01:002009-06-24T11:02:05.569+01:00<< A little educational snippet about the cu...<< A little educational snippet about the cum substitute they use these days in the porn trade: gaviscon. Looks like the real deal but my source complains bitterly about the taste. Says its worse than the real thing. >><br /><br />I confirm. Hilarious snippet, thanks!Duralexnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30643113.post-9723581829949896002009-06-23T10:02:58.283+01:002009-06-23T10:02:58.283+01:00How do you know all this - do you work in the porn...How do you know all this - do you work in the porn trade? If you do drop me a private message so I can interview you. People should know these things xMadame Arcatihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04823823014493798116noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30643113.post-19326843129326152162009-06-23T04:27:38.040+01:002009-06-23T04:27:38.040+01:00Why can't you ever get my dear old grandpapa&#...Why can't you ever get my dear old grandpapa's name right? It's JJ Hunsecker, you senile old spinster. You are right about the cum shots though.JJ Hunsecker's grand-daughternoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30643113.post-44723173683432169612009-06-23T04:20:38.353+01:002009-06-23T04:20:38.353+01:00A little educational snippet about the cum substit...A little educational snippet about the cum substitute they use these days in the porn trade: gaviscon. Looks like the real deal but my source complains bitterly about the taste. Says its worse than the real thing. Also, the requisite cum shot has now been replaced by the squirt shot. Used to be in the good old days, that the cum shot proved a man had reached his destination. Now, the onus is on the woman to prove the same. They haven't found out yet how to fake this one.JD Hunsecker's sisternoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30643113.post-13884637737386381622009-06-22T21:11:43.235+01:002009-06-22T21:11:43.235+01:00looks like Molly and I are kindred souls..regardin...looks like Molly and I are kindred souls..regarding subject matter...<br />MA, you know what pastel I am alluding to..<br />take care Molly and good luck with your exhibit!<br />s~Stephanie Mastinihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09188784614376266075noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30643113.post-26964631484491305032009-06-22T15:23:59.231+01:002009-06-22T15:23:59.231+01:00What's Tweeter?What's Tweeter?A Twitterernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30643113.post-26840387210491028442009-06-21T23:54:53.873+01:002009-06-21T23:54:53.873+01:00I've tracked Sam Schlong down on Tweeter and a...I've tracked Sam Schlong down on Tweeter and asked him to give me full benefit of the mammoth love sausage. He's being very accomodating so far and I'm enjoying things.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30643113.post-73104466552796720882009-06-21T18:48:51.994+01:002009-06-21T18:48:51.994+01:00A cumshot is a cumshot, don't see what's p...A cumshot is a cumshot, don't see what's porno about it. They can't even get the colour right. From where I'm sitting it looks more like someone over squeezed the Fairy washing-up liquid bottle.Madame Arcatihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04823823014493798116noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30643113.post-36853675941668933012009-06-21T18:44:26.933+01:002009-06-21T18:44:26.933+01:00Qiuite astonished by that video you've got up ...Qiuite astonished by that video you've got up on Croatia. I didn't relaise immediately it's Bowie. The cum shot at the end is surely pornographic?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30643113.post-21949557078840360642009-06-21T17:24:55.108+01:002009-06-21T17:24:55.108+01:00Many a true word spoke in jestMany a true word spoke in jestHornyold Druidnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30643113.post-86252561965988130872009-06-21T09:54:08.351+01:002009-06-21T09:54:08.351+01:00Sam's? Write to the Evening Standard (c/o) and...Sam's? Write to the Evening Standard (c/o) and ask him nicely. I guess. Or do you mean Emperor Haile Selassie? Honestly, you'd think an Arcatiste could do things for themselves.Madame Arcatihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04823823014493798116noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30643113.post-82455089890091845222009-06-21T09:48:54.093+01:002009-06-21T09:48:54.093+01:00What an appalling woman Molly is. Do you have her ...What an appalling woman Molly is. Do you have her phone number?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30643113.post-10855636405697153262009-06-21T09:47:43.979+01:002009-06-21T09:47:43.979+01:00So urban legend would have us believe. Sam has fai...So urban legend would have us believe. Sam has failed to deny this claim.Madame Arcatihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04823823014493798116noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30643113.post-85930872750431615892009-06-21T01:01:32.345+01:002009-06-21T01:01:32.345+01:00Ohh! Disrobe to talk about guys with big cocks. T...Ohh! Disrobe to talk about guys with big cocks. That is so kinky-raunchy-fun. Do you do that often?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30643113.post-61818976872623223572009-06-19T18:51:52.778+01:002009-06-19T18:51:52.778+01:00And to Sam Leith's Ex - do email me privately ...And to Sam Leith's Ex - do email me privately so we talk about Sam. Naked.Madame Arcatihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04823823014493798116noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30643113.post-89912257579277648712009-06-19T18:51:11.738+01:002009-06-19T18:51:11.738+01:00Dear Lavinia, funnily enough I cannot find any pho...Dear Lavinia, funnily enough I cannot find any photo of the late Emperor Haile Selassie in a state of undress. It's a wonder you didn't invite him to disrobe for your Kodak.Madame Arcatihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04823823014493798116noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30643113.post-40985836604993922402009-06-19T18:20:48.409+01:002009-06-19T18:20:48.409+01:00Thank-you, Madame Arcati. I now realise that Sam L...Thank-you, Madame Arcati. I now realise that Sam Leith isn't big at all. Long live Rudolph. xxxAn Exnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30643113.post-59410820122534856792009-06-19T16:32:43.540+01:002009-06-19T16:32:43.540+01:00It may sound silly,chere amie,but do you think you...It may sound silly,chere amie,but do you think you could find a picture of the Emperor Haille Selassie with no clothes on? When we toured the Eastern Highlands of Ethiopia and he was introduced to Reggie and me as the Lion of Judaea one, you know, positively shivered. And ever since I've always sort of . . . wondered. Many thanks in advance.Lavinianoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30643113.post-55847314280715555782009-06-19T16:21:07.420+01:002009-06-19T16:21:07.420+01:00Your video of the Wagefeld Flopper on the Lycra po...Your video of the Wagefeld Flopper on the Lycra post was much better than this one (though they're all very welcome!)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30643113.post-68159500565419267902009-06-19T14:27:14.064+01:002009-06-19T14:27:14.064+01:00Croatia is a wonderfil little country and I hope i...Croatia is a wonderfil little country and I hope it makes Molly its Queen. Her sceptre could be a gold dildo. Is this exhibition a Croatia sponsored event?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30643113.post-73922395187487621092009-06-19T14:15:10.745+01:002009-06-19T14:15:10.745+01:00Ugh! The Winker has had a back, sac and crack wax....Ugh! The Winker has had a back, sac and crack wax. How gay.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30643113.post-54670404833174022262009-06-19T13:55:38.241+01:002009-06-19T13:55:38.241+01:00Oh I'm in cock heaven! I want to see Molly'...Oh I'm in cock heaven! I want to see Molly's art work!Sister Wendynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30643113.post-1928061418063892132009-06-19T13:32:41.084+01:002009-06-19T13:32:41.084+01:00Can't show any pics of Moll's paintings ri...Can't show any pics of Moll's paintings right now as they're exclusive to her Croatian hosts. Other details will follow. I shall be going to Croatia with Molly who will be hosting some Parkin Lot nights at a club tba.Madame Arcatihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04823823014493798116noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30643113.post-33150311960843473222009-06-19T13:30:40.175+01:002009-06-19T13:30:40.175+01:00And where in Croatia, when precisely? Come on Mada...And where in Croatia, when precisely? Come on Madame. Call yourself a journalist.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30643113.post-76648802497782125242009-06-19T13:24:56.614+01:002009-06-19T13:24:56.614+01:00Fantastic news about Molly's Croatian exhibiti...Fantastic news about Molly's Croatian exhibition. Can't we see some examples on your site or is she negotiating a "package" with a newspaper? Wonderful portrait of her too.Ednanoreply@blogger.com