I do love a book that gives good creak. You open it up, and that asthmatic scraping protest - a sure sign of sound binding - marks one...

Richard Ingrams on the cover of The Oldie The darling Richard Ingrams was interviewed on BBC News yesterday. 'Cove' is the word...

Hacked Off has lost the battle. The Leveson recommendations will not be implemented no matter how much you donate to the cause or how many p...

The notorious planter of trees, Felix Dennis, is dead. Who? Do fuck off. Frankly he meant nothing much to moi. Oz trial. Lots of cock-cunti...

Madame Arcati always helps those of advanced years (see my back catalogue on all the old prostitutes I have profiled) - and so it falls to m...