Poppets, if you wish to do your bit to create yet further confusion in the minds of literalists, fascists and UKIP, do make a financial ...

Madame Vastra - not one for David Icke Ooh, I don't know, poppets. The Arcati jury's out on Peter Capaldi as the new Doctor Who....

Yvette Fielding The new Most Haunted  is to be found on the Really TV channel - or, Oh Really, as I prefer. Yvette Fielding bellowed at ...

I think we can all agree that Madame Arcati is a proven champion of polysexuality (ie anything goes provided it's legal), so I was stric...

The latest Private Eye 's Street of Shame opens with an item on Joan Smith, the new Executive Director of Hacked Off. She promises to ta...

In my glossy magazine days I was sent to interview Lauren Bacall. 30 mins had been allotted and she turned up 10 mins late. "I've a...

Duncan Fallowell: The modern approach to flogging books In Duncan Fallowell's latest book, The Rise and Fall of the Celebrity Inter...

Dominic Lawson treats Daily Mail readers to his recycled views on astrology (it's crap, in short) and even cites a 1940s psychology exp...

Gary Pulsifer How common to fire someone on a Friday - and I don't just mean commonplace.  The dismissal of Gary Pulsifer yester...

Molly Parkin & Andrew Logan at Vout-O-Reenee's Molly Parkin's return to the stage last night was an overwhelming success. ...

My gorgeous former permanent fiancee Molly Parkin is about to unleash herself on a public grown flabby on TV tat. On Saturday, July 12, sh...

Piers Morgan does persist in drawing attention to his own fallibility. It's an admirable quality in itself, to stand on a high altitu...