Sarah Palin inspires a porn movie

Lisa Ann who'll be nailin' Palin

America's porn industry is awfully excited about a movie in pre-production titled Nailin' Palin. Republican vice-presidential nominee Sarah Palin is the inspiration for what Hustler Video incorrectly terms a "spoof" in which lookalike ooo-ahhhh star Lisa Ann plays Palin. The film will feature five hardcore sex scenes. One includes a lot of rug munching with Hillary Clinton and Condoleeza Rice - their thespian doppelgängers, (s)natch - and in another Palin "nails" the Russians, "who come knocking on her back-door (wink, wink).” (That's Hustler's wink-wink, btw)

A flashback scene will feature a young Palin’s creationist college professor explaining a big bang theory "even she can’t deny," to quote from a business report.

“As soon as Sarah Palin was put on the Republican ticket, we knew that we had to do a porn-parody on this super-hot MILF,” Hustler Video Group Creative Director Drew Rosenfeld says. “I couldn’t think of anyone better to play Palin than porn superstar Lisa Ann.”

Former dental assistant Lisa Ann is a Taurean from Pennsylvania who appears to have made about 90 porn movies since 1994. Her Waterworld 4: History of the Enema sounds like a more promising sequel to Kevin Costner's Waterworld while Hit That Ole Bitch could conceivably be a homage to Joan Crawford. Her vitals are: 38DD-20-34, according to Imdb.com.

One supposes that the turnaround on these productions is very fast and that Palin will be in the White House just as it's released. I look forward to a Barack Obama "spoof" in due time. John McCain, hopefully, will be excused.

Meantime, here's an actual Palin spoof ...