Friday, August 15, 2014

Lauren Bacall - and who was NOT heir to Bogie

In my glossy magazine days I was sent to interview Lauren Bacall. 30 mins had been allotted and she turned up 10 mins late. "I've a lunch date so let's get cracking," she growled. I surprised her with her horoscope, which she proceeded to pick apart because I'd made a basic error (my astro green days) in the calculations - she knew exactly to the degree where each planet and point was in her natal chart, inadvertently giving me a story. When I wondered which then current actor was heir to Bogie - I playfully suggested Richard Gere - she made a vomiting face, repeated his name over and over in a disgusted way ("Rich-hard GEEEre?"), giving me another story. On the 30th minute sharp she shot up and swanned out of the hotel on the arm of her lunch date companion who'd come to collect - John Gielgud.

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

Beat that Duncan Fallowell.

Madame Arcati said...

Oh DF thinks he's nonpareil, darling

Anonymous said...

Can't you post the interview up? I'd love to read your stuff.

Admirer said...

CONGRATS MA ON TODAY'S LAUREN BACALL..
BUT WHY SO SKIMPED?
WHAT WAS SHE WEARING? WHAT COLOUR LIPSTICK?
HOW STRONG WAS HER PERFUME?
MORE..MORE..MORE..
OR DIDN'T YOU TWO CLICK?? SHAME.....
FINALLY..
DID JOHN, HER LUNCHEON COMPANION FLIRT WITH YOU?
FROM YOUR ARDENT ADMIRER

Madame Arcati said...

Thank you poppet. I kept detail to the bare minimum because I know that people's attention spans are limited and I wanted fly-by-nights to focus on the nubs of the tale. Now, Betty's lips were purply red and her scent a Paco Rabanne - Calandre - slightly lemony with white rose a hint of honey.

Anonymous said...

have you got a Robin Williams anecdote to share madame?

Madame Arcati said...

Sadly not. I did not interview him, not even at Cannes which I covered for 7 years.

Frances Lynn said...

At the tail end of the twentieth century, I did interview Robin Williams (breakfast at the Savoy) when he was promoting "Moscow On The Hudson". We mostly talked about "Wired" - Bob Woodwards' libellous bio of John Belushi.