Thursday, March 20, 2008

Duncan Fallowell naked: The Penis

Click on the pic for the big version, then use zoom


A darling from the Mediterranean region - Arcati's big down there - gets in touch and shows me an extraordinary photograph of one of the UK's most brilliant writers, Duncan Fallowell - naked! My correspondent writes:

"Dear Madame - I see your site and you are interested for [sic] Duncan Fallowell. This photo was taken in our house in Sicilia. It is beautiful and I don't think he will mind but will surprise. He is ancient Greek in a way.

Auguri - La Donna Mafiosa"


I toy with the idea of contacting Duncan about this, but what if he explodes at my treacherous conduct and denies me the pleasure? I consider: sometimes things must be done in the public interest: sometimes Madame Arcati has to take the law into her own hands and just do the unthinkable - in this instance, publish a cock pic of a serious writer without the subject's permission: perhaps a first in this genre. I'm sure the cognoscenti will advise. Happy Easter, my bunnies!

And after this, read his wonderful new travel book Going As Far As I Can: The Ultimate Travel Book, click here. New Zealand will never seem the same again.

44 comments:

Anonymous said...

disappointing in size for something so famous.

Anonymous said...

I wonder what caused this breakup between Madame and Duncan; I've sensed a froideur in recent weeks. Madame better watch him, I mean, herself.

Anonymous said...

Hoe many decades ago was this shot? nice bod though. Of historical interest I'm certain.

Anonymous said...

Is this another one of your Photoshopped fabrications? It's hard to tell. A fairly poor quality photo, badly lit, though it serves its purposes I suppose. Who is this La Donna person? Is she another Arcati "mask"?

Anonymous said...

I was going to comment on your Peston piece but then I see this and I really can't beat it, so to speak.

surfpup said...

I'm up fer it! If ya zoom you see where the knob end is. Given it's down it's bloody long

Anonymous said...

ace bloke

Anonymous said...

You battled nobly with your conscience Arcati and came to the right conclusion - for a seasoned media whore

Anonymous said...

What is that white mark in the lower right part of the picture. I picked up on it when I was zooming about. It could be a feather, or some etheric energy, or something else again.

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Duralex said...

Oh nice! The picture almost looks like a David Hamilton portrait.

<< I consider: sometimes things must be done in the public interest >>

I'd even say more : in the interest of humanity ! ;-)

<< a cock pic of a serious writer >>

Is Mr Fallowell a serious writer ? If I were him, I'd frown at this tag much more than at the unauthorized picture. But as a matter of fact he looks rather serious on it, and even a bit worried. Who was behind the camera ?

Madame Arcati said...

Whoever is La Donna ...

the reverend said...

Your site leaves me aghast! And on Good Friday too!

Madame Arcati said...

It is indeed a Good Friday. I have just driven back from Gatwick - the roads mercifully clear thanks to the exaggerated predictions of the media (and the Express) of tundra conditions.

Anonymous said...

Do you have Mr F's phone number or email address? My rates are competitive.

Moon Mistress said...

This has nothing to do with Duncan and his willy, but.......love the new look on your blog, Madame. Much easier on the eyes.

Madame Arcati said...

Thank you Moonie. Actually it was Guido Fawkes who first said the old look was confusing, so I phoned up my good friends Karl and Anna and they said "dress left, dear". I'm still not quite sure what they mean but I interpreted them literally.

Anonymous said...

This pic is now doing the rounds in New Zealand.

Duralex said...

<< This pic is now doing the rounds in New Zealand. >>

Tabernak !!! Arcati, what have you done ? :-)))

Anonymous said...

Well at least Fallowell can see you for what you are - a filthy two-faced hack. The Sunday Times will come and get you - we pay people illegally to get info.

Adrianos said...

I quite agree with Moon Mistress, very pleasing to the eyes (your new Blog style, not Fallowell!) Does it matter which side Arcati dresses, wearing a tweed skirt?

Madame Arcati said...

The tweed skirt is certainly liberating and allows for an element of choice given that one must protect one's modesty while mounted upon the bicycle.

Anonymous said...

My suspicion "Madame" is that you took this photograph and that you once were a familiar of Duncan's, now bitterly on the revenge trail. It's so obvious

Anonymous said...

This isn't just a nudie pic. There's some drama going on. Look at the guy's face! What's the story behind this pic?

Anonymous said...

how can I make this pic my desktop wallpaper?

Anonymous said...

MA, you're building quite a collection of cock nudes - when's the book?

Madame Arcati said...

I think that that's a tasteless suggestion. Do you seriously imagine that Madame Arcati would put her name to a collection of cock pics in book form? I only put them up here to boost viewing figures - I have entire armies visiting me from the US, Canada and Morocco just for the cock. It's most dispiriting really.

Anonymous said...

hxnfgPrude!

surfpup said...

any more?qjhmq

Anonymous said...

anyone for Salman Rushdie naked?

Duralex said...

Carla Bruni-Sarkozy in the Mail and the Sun today, isn't that enough for you ? :-)

Anonymous said...

should something happen when we click on the little picture on the home page?

Anonymous said...

how about Prezzie Sarkozy nakkid?

Madame Arcati said...

Well, if you have a pic or something PhotoShopped ...

Madame Arcati said...

Re the little pic on the home page, no nothing should happen when you click it. You have to scroll down to the posting, then a big pic emerges.

Duralex said...

<< how about Prezzie Sarkozy nakkid? >>

No, thanks.

Anonymous said...

brillo pad hair below the neck apparently, like Andrew Neil

Anonymous said...

and above the neck too (like Andrew Neil)

lavinia said...

I knew my opera glasses would come in handy one day

Madame Arcati said...

Lovely to hear from you Lavinia. And how is Val? You last contacted me while on an international jaunt ...

lavinia said...

We're not talking about Val at the moment. And most of my energy is taken up trying to stop them building 423 executive homes beside Reggie's grave. Sickening.

Anonymous said...

I was wondering if he just received a good buggering? Please? Did he cry "foul" at what you've done to him? Did he ask you to bugger him of does he wish to bugger you? How adept are you at buggering? One must practice quite often in the art if one prescribes to attain full status anal buggering without prejudice.

Madame Arcati said...

I believe Mr F has a superinjunction out on these matters. But thank you for your interest, froth-flecked though it was.