Madame Arcati: Cock-cunter reviews cock-cocker's New Zealand book

Sunday, March 02, 2008

Cock-cunter reviews cock-cocker's New Zealand book

It's about cocks and cunts really, this book review, and the relative merits of cock-cocking as against cock-cunting. A lot of the former is "sleazy". A lot of the latter is presumably a good time. Click here for the larky review in the Sunday Telegraph of Duncan Fallowell's Going as Far as I Can - click here to buy. The reviewer Rory MacLean is a travel writer I'd never heard of hitherto, but here's his website. "Rory ... lives in Dorset with Katrin, their son Finn and Tess ... " Who's Tess?

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Anonymous said...: Tess is bound to be a pet cow; Sunday, March 02, 2008
Anonymous said...: I thought the review very amusing - makes the book sound fun; Monday, March 03, 2008
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Sunday, March 02, 2008

Cock-cunter reviews cock-cocker's New Zealand book

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