Thursday, March 01, 2007

Daniel Radcliffe: The penis

The truth



Justin Bieber's penis [click here]
Now see Ewan McGregor's penis [click here]
Now see Jonathan Rhys Meyers' penis [click here]

This is not what Madame Arcati saw at the Gielgud but I thought I'd put it up for all the queens who filled the front row on opening night. As for Stephen Fry sniffing about the preoccupation with the nudity, why was he there? Last I heard all he was interested in doing was running out of theatres when he's not piling on the cash and pounds TV advertising a certain brand of tea. Just because you're about 50, you don't have to let yourself go, dearie.

The Radcliffe piece yesterday broke all Arcati records for unique visits - over 3,000 in one day.

Daniel Craig - see his penis, too [click here]

Daniel Radcliffe posterior shot, click here.

94 comments:

ringo said...

That youngster really should pump iron...

drf said...

This is heaven! Arcati Bringer of Joy! Ancient Greece is back!

nsfl said...

Madame, that image is a semi-competent fake. (The actual promo pic is in colour. This 'extended' effort is in black and white, which is easier to manipulate in Photoshop.)

Anonymous said...

Why does Arcati ONLY ever display pictures of naked men - what about some women?
Can any reader speak up and tell me if they're a STRAIGHT man who visits the site? (And I don't want to hear it in ancient Greek or purple prose either, bring on the wine women and song Bacchus, blahblah)
(And is that Daniel picture really a fake - looks real enough to me, but more than 3 and a half inches?)

Anonymous said...

Stephen Fry would love Madame Arcati, although he hates astrologers...

duralex said...

<< Madame, that image is a semi-competent fake. >>

It's obvious, since Arcati told us Radcliffe was cut. This penis belongs to an uncut male. Rather well-hung, moreover.

Anonymous said...

What's happened to the adorable Dan?

Anonymous said...

Oh he's back again - I thought he'd been censored by the manky bishops and warped ayatollahs- there was a question mark where his cock was - but now he's a normal healthy pagan young man again - divine.

ringo said...

Back again? I can't see him!

Anonymous said...

Maybe Arcati had 'forgotten' to ask permission to use someone else's material ?

Jessica said...

Hhmph, I have to take issue with Madame Arcati here, I heart Stephen Fry and won't have a word said against him.

Pah.

lorenzo said...

Believe me, Stephen Fry has nothing to complain about : he's treated nicely in comparison to some of Arcati's favorite Aunt Sallies ! :-)

Anonymous said...

Is there a verb 'to heart'?

Anonymous said...

Yes. It means 'to give pain'.

Anonymous said...

It's fake....

Here's the original...

http://imageevent.com/johnw/carlo?p=19&n=1&m=-1&c=2&l=0&w=4&s=0&z=2

Duralex said...

I was right : the original pumps iron, definitely. :-)

Anonymous said...

can't stop licking it anyway

Anonymous said...

(rap)
in my mouth: big and juicy
underneath: large and hot.
yodalayhihuuuuu i say . NOT!
OMG you made me pee out of my wee.HEHE.harry: two words: Use VIAGRA!!!!Damn it..(4 words actually)

sv said...

OHHHH BABY!!! I Want to make hot lovely sex to Daniel Radcliffe.

Anonymous said...

all i want to do is have a good long hard fuck with him. he is so fit. im going to masterbate over him for hours oh yes.....

Anonymous said...

he needs to work out

Anonymous said...

looks completely fake, but he is stil hot

Anonymous said...

ITS SO SMALLLL hahaha fucking a

Anonymous said...

did anyone notice that if you look at the picture where his penis "originated" from that all those are photo shopped on too?

Anonymous said...

if you look at the two penises you will notice that they look slightly different therefore they couldn't have taken it from here...

Anonymous said...

hes hot!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Why did they make a fake picture?
Was the real one to small? xD
Dosent anyone have the link to the real photo?

Anonymous said...

helll yeahhh. potter's packin =]]

Anonymous said...

does anyone have a pic of daniel with his real penis

Anonymous said...

anonymous
love his body love to suck him

Anonymous said...

can some one plz tell me where i can find the real pic

Anonymous said...

DAMN!!!!!!!!! I don't care how much you dis him, that boy is FINE!!!!!! Oh, I am gettin' wet just lookin at him. And you guys are only dissin cause you jealous and you know it, ok? So, lay off, while I lay on, if you know what I mean. And he will let me lay on him, WITHOUT convincing! *wink wink*

Anonymous said...

wow some people are just too god damn sexy

Anonymous said...

That is his actual naked body...its for a new movie of his in europe about a teen who is only in love with horses...he doesnt like girls or guys...he only gets aroused by horses...no matter how fake this seems...it is true

Anonymous said...

Bite me

Anonymous said...

Whoever said it is so small? yeah, you must be one of those women that its like throwin a toothpick down a hallway!! its not even erect you dumbshit. HoEBag!

Anonymous said...

{{Anonymous said...
if you look at the two penises you will notice that they look slightly different therefore they couldn't have taken it from here...}}


If you look closer still, you will notice that the differences are because the photo of the penis was flipped horizontally. Zoom in on both of them side by side and look at them. I thought it was real until I did this. It is the same penis. Check it out!

Anonymous said...

ugh wot id do to have his penis thrusting in and out me, making me cum!

Anonymous said...

im fingering myself as i look at this picture! dan fuck me now baby!

Anonymous said...

i love how he is soo young and so hairy

small dick tho lol

Anas said...

Wow, I did not know these pics were availble online... thanx for the "heads up"....

paul

Anonymous said...

im not gay

just like to see how big the cocks are lol :P

xxx

Anonymous said...

Im male im not gay but id sleep with daniel radcliffe given half the chance hes beautiful and has an amazing body i love him loads.

Hermione said...

is tht dan's penis 4 real?sure looks touched up,d real pic,he had his jeans on.so no one took pics of dan on stage naked 4 a full 1o mins?wht's up?

Anonymous said...

Danny Radcliffe recently admitted that he's Jewish, so it's unlikely that he's uncut. Well done fake.

Anonymous said...

vpdsHe has such an awesome body and an awesome penis! I just want to sex him so hard! He is so cute! OHHHHHH!

Anonymous said...

my comment: haha! bET mines bigger than yours!

Johnboy said...

Perfect penis Daniel! For those who want one way out of preportion to the body, go somewhere else. Daniel, the way he is, get's my juices flowing.

Johnboy

Anonymous said...

fucken sexy, i want to fuck him NOW. orgasmic he is, fucken orgasmic. i want him in my room, sucking his dick, it's a shame it wasn't erect in the photo. i hope my boyfriend doesn't see this or i'm dumped

notoppings said...

Bravo, The courage it takes to expose himself before the world should be applauded. You won't find to many American actors able or willing to do it. Again, Stay strong Daniel, Bravo.

Anonymous said...

yeah, i would love to suck his funkin' dick. it would also be fuckin nice to have sex with him, or have a sex party with him in it...i want to suck his dick, and i want him to suck mine, too. that would be fuckin awsome!!! =]

dav said...

Well well well, this image is a fake from waste down. Have a look at this: http://photos.imageevent.com/johnw/carlo/websize/herm20.jpg

Looks exactly the same don't it? and then looking back at daniel really closely you do tend to see that his legs are a bit to big for his body, and thats because there not his. So yea...guess well never know what his penis actually looks like.

Anonymous said...

TOO SMALLL

brendyboy said...

He has body hair but he has no pubes! Obviously this is a computer generated image of his willy! I'm gay & would love 2 hug that body & suck his REAL willy!

Anonymous said...

That is so fake.

Anonymous said...

Guess what guys!! For every one who said that his penis is a fake and that the picture was somehow manipulated....IT'S NOT!!! Mr. Daniel Radcliffe is NOT circumsised!!! HAHA!!

Anonymous said...

i wish my penis was like that...
its a bit fat but its not bad lol

Anonymous said...

any nude pics of daniel in equus..uk one since-US one isnt on yet?those posted on your site r fake..since u urself said,tht he's cut and longer...

Anonymous said...

Who cares if the photo of Danny boy is fake or not. He still is a georgeous man. jw

Anonymous said...

its a fake heres original:

http://www.circumstitions.com/Restric/Gallery2.html#falseradcliffe

enjoy!!

Anonymous said...

i thought that he would have a little more hair there around his penis, but hey love it any way its big. it makes my penis get a boner its great!!!!!

Anonymous said...

um if that isnt daniel radcliffe's penis, where is it?
or does he not have one...?

archee said...

Wow this is mouthfull i could hardly type....
wanna see more of it...

Anonymous said...

I have a whole new appreciation for Harry Potter! That is gorgeous!

Anonymous said...

You people are even more stupid than your comments! Daniel Radcliffe isn't uncut and if you knew anything about him OR have been to the play, you'd know this. Dan is JEWISH!!!

Anonymous said...

Fake picture. Just saw the play on Broadway. That is not Daniel for a couple of reasons---size and circumcision.

Anonymous said...

Saw Equus in New York. That is not Daniel Radcliffe's penis!

The Hun said...

Im not gay, but whether that photo is real or fake, that body is one I would turn gay for!!
Damn danny boy, show us what you look like with a boner!
He should do some acting in a porno... that would end all the debating :D

Anonymous said...

Fake pic. Dan doesn't have foreskin. He's circumcised.
Those are real:
http://www.omgblog.com/2008/11/omg_more_naked_daniel_radcliff.php

Anonymous said...

Is that tiny or does everyones penis i have ever seen huge? Its really ugly! lol. and teenie... oh well i guess he may please some tight asian girl :D if hes lucky...

Anonymous said...

oh man i just looked at the real pics and i feel really bad about that now.... poor guy!

Anonymous said...

i love his cock it may be a bit small but mine is even smaller so i like it well love it :)

Anonymous said...

I know the penis is prob fake but i don't even care lol he is lush!!!

Anonymous said...

i've seen bigger. trust me thats small compared to the one's ive seen.

Anonymous said...

Oh my goddess he is GORGEOUS naked. I didn't really see him as particularly cute before. Ringo: "he should pump iron" hell no!!! Lean looks so much more tantilizing! God he has a big willy!!!! Ans uncut- my favorite. Wow. So yummy, this is my new screensaver.

Anonymous said...

he is so sexy!! omg i just masturbated looking at this picture!! TWICE!!

Anonymous said...

his penis is pretty small but i still think its really hot. i mastubated with this pic like 3 times.

Anonymous said...

oh my gosh
i am a gay guy and would love to suck his penis until it dropped!!!! x x x x x

its not that small but could be bigger but it is bigger than mine!!

please please please can Arcati try and display a naked picture of wayne rooney seems as you already have a naked picture of cristiano ronaldo?

M.J. said...

Oh my....I'm haveing a Daniel Radcliffe fedish right now (love the new O SEE THIS PLAY NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

i want him in bed hes so hot and sexy i want him to suck my dick i want to fuck him so hard O ya baby ya im lovin him im masturbating on him rite now

Anonymous said...

oh my gosh i am straight but i think i might be turning gay for this guy cus i just whacked off twice to this pic n then sucked my cock and imagined that it was his (yes i am very flexible)... even though i know its not really his

Anonymous said...

eeeeww its a chode!!!


[[[Chode(n.)Tiny Penis]]]

Anonymous said...

It's not small u amateurs. Conduct research...dont judge on the size as u see it now but when erect looks around a good size.

Anyways LOVE YOU DANIEL!

Anonymous said...

oh my gosh he could pound me like ap piece of viel.... oh i would suck him so hard and then he could suck me! OH MY GOD! *wanking looking at ths pic8

Anonymous said...

OMFG!
he has a perfectly shaped penis..his head is fuckable and suckable..i'd do some damage with that anywhere...too bad mines is begger..im gay..im 13..i live in County derry..and i want hardcore fay sex

Anonymous said...

He's wearing a cock ring by the looks of it...a quite well concealed one!

Anonymous said...

this is fake show the real one his penis is cut this picture has a uncut one

Anonymous said...

http://probinsyanachronicles.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/daniel-radcliffe-nude-equus2.jpg

unless it was tres cold that night...

JBerebichez said...

that pic is fake...

after a bit of research i found the original that was used for his lower body:

http://www.circumstitions.com/Restric/Images/Gallery/carlo-dr2.jpg

don't believe everything you read in the internet.

Anonymous said...

i though it was biger, such a dissapointment for girls all over, i wanted to fuck him so bad...



:(

witomski said...

Give it up people.....it's been Photoshopped......poorly.

Anonymous said...

Oh Its THICK!

Anonymous said...

Its not even semi hard and who knows the size when hard.I think it will be much bigger :)

Anonymous said...

has he been circumcised?