Alfie Allen's cock, click here
We all know Daniel Radcliffe can act but the only question on people's minds this morning is: How big is it? You will be pleased to learn that Madame Arcati was resplendent at the Gielgud for the first night of Peter Shaffer's Equus. All the queens (OK, critics) were in the front rows with programmes over their laps and their binocular lorgnettes primed for the nudity. I can report that Daniel's dick is of average proportion (about 3.5" in flaccid state) but inclined sometimes to 4" after he gives it a tug or two while his back is turned (sneaky!) to the audience. More impressive, if these things impress you, were his testicles which brought to my mind the query: Anyone for tennis? They rather swayed about to an alarming degree as he threw his person hither and thither the stage. So my theatrical advice to Dan is: prior to the disrobing scene snuggle your sac in ice for that tighter look. You don't want to frighten the horses, after all.
Daniel Radcliffe posterior shot, click here.
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