Thursday, January 18, 2018

Stephanie Mastini and Kevin Spacey at home

From Stephanie Mastini's forthcoming memoirs (click picture for large view)

53 comments:

Maybemel said...

Mullet! 3 points...

(*someone* had to say it)

Anonymist said...

Here we go again. 2008 is looking a lot like 2007.

Anonymous said...

really nice picture of kevin. too bad there is a big ugly blob of white distorting the picture.

anonymous alex

princessmoon said...

Steph, please go away.

Anonymous said...

The painting's nice

Anonymous said...

Spacey looks so handsome here - when was this picture taken? And what are these memoirs called?

Anonymous said...

You're so pretty Steph. Is the portrait in the attic?

Madame Arcati said...
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Madame Arcati said...

Regular Arcati readers should be assured that Spacey references will be kept to the minimum in 2008. But I rather like this photo and I shall be interested to see Steph's book for an holistic view of her family - immediate, extended, etc.

forgotten ones fund/stephmastini said...

......Randy insisted on us wearing matching Tux shirts...(the three of us together is quite THE photo)I agree about the man's oversized white shirt... it is not flattering, but you don't cross Randy when he makes his mind up...his ideas regarding fashion and mine are quite the paradox...thank you all for your comments! yes, that is one of my paintings in the background... (it wasn't a mullet, it was a shag cut) I thought you would enjoy it! we do look rather nice together...a photograph speaks volumes...would you like to see the father of these two brothers... Randy is not privy to these photos, these are from my private collection, so you won't see them anywhere else..

Duralex said...

Hey, chéri de mes deux, this is Twelfth Night, not April Fool’s Day ! Thank you anyway for my first Homeric laugh of the year : you’re the best of the best at Photoshop patchwork.

Steph’s… book ? Choking with laughter again… unless she hires you as her ghost writer ? Now that would be a nice opportunity for her to spend the money she earned thanks to your showcase, and a well-deserved feed-back effect of your “moral investment”, don’t you think ? Charité bien ordonnée commence par soi-même.

Anonymous said...

Spacey Alert !!!! ITV1 06/01/08 23:10 "Kevin Spacey at the Old Vic: The South Bank Show".

Anonymous said...

Haha, it's pretty obvious you need private Photoshop lessons. Badly.

Sola said...

Man oh man... Does Mr Spacey's left hand really have four fingers instead of five? I'll have to investigate about it. ;->

Madame Arcati said...

The picture is authentic and not a Photoshop patchwork - only the celebrity cock pics have been faked and then only to improve on the original.

As to the number fingers Spacey has, he may just be a lizard or something, like certain members of the royal family; I have often wondered. But you can see that he has folded his fingers into his palm - wankers will know this from experience.

Anonymous said...

< The picture is authentic and not a Photoshop patchwork >

Oh, please, pleaaase! This is really too much. Look at Steph's "haircut" on the left, the collar and the bolo-tie on her neck (pieces are obviously missing), the unlikely shadows round Spacey's face and hat, the unlikely position of his head on what is clearly someone else's neck... I could go on and on until tomorrow, but enough said. Don’t be ridiculous, you can’t deny such blinding evidence. Steph fooled you, that's all... or rather, you're both trying to fool us. This is pathetic, once again.

The Daughter-of-a-Bitch said...

"Spacey Alert !!!! ITV1 06/01/08 23:10 "Kevin Spacey at the Old Vic: The South Bank Show"."

Jesus Christ, I can't believe it! Is this blog turning into a Spacey fan club? Please Arcati, tell me it's a bad dream!
Regarding the pic, Duralex is quite right: what a poor photo montage. It doesn't take a sharp eye to detect the "seven errors" in it. Our dear Arcati must be awfully short-sighted, I fear. :-)

Madame Arcati said...

I trust Steph implicitly. If she says it's a genuine pic that's what is. She is Spacey's former sister-in-law after all!

forgotten ones fund/stephmastini said...

...I am laughing to myself.. poppets from Arcati land...All I did was scan the photo!..what a bunch of cackling hens! Believe me, I don't need to shop this book, and I certainly will not be putting a penny out of my pocket until the book is published...towards the loving, "Forgotten Ones"...I thought you would enjoy this photo, that's all...Randy took the photo with my camera. I retained the negatives...

The Daughter-of-a-Bitch said...

"I trust Steph implicitly. If she says it's a genuine pic that's what is."

Mwahahahahaha!!!

I think I'm beginning to get what Duralex means by "Homeric laugh". Ah, that does good, thanks for making my day.

forgotten ones fund/stephmastini said...

..also, you missed the joke...I have one with the same sign with his fingers only it's in a different area..get it now..I can confirm that he has all five fingers..

Anonymous said...

Golly gee, with Mr. Spacey no longer being discussed ad nauseum on this blog, it appears that poor Stephanie is suffering from attention-hogging withdrawal symptoms. I can see no other reason for the "memoirs," can you? Oh wait....I know....it's to raise money for her "foundation." Silly me. Too bad her "foundation" is not listed in any list of reputable charities. Or, maybe it's to help her ex-husband cope with his "recovery." Because we all know that Steph and Randy are still very "kiss-kiss." Don't we?

Madame Arcati said...

Steph should write her life story - from what I've heard it's one worth telling. Her Foundation is helping others and that's all that matters.

Anonymous said...

< All I did was scan the photo! >

Then someone else (guess who) photoshopped it for you. Because it IS photoshopped without any possible doubt. But why waste time arguing? The Arcati clique are just a bunch of fakers and bad liars, everybody knows. Nothing new about that.

The Daughter-of-a-Bitch said...

"I thought you would enjoy this photo, that's all..."

But we do, sweetheart, we really do!

Anonymous said...

Her "Forgotten Ones" fund is advocating giving your old cell phones to the homeless..........priceless.

Anonymous said...

i don't mean to be rude, but everybody has 4 fingers and 1 thumb. the educator in me had to speak up.

anonymous alex

maybemel said...

"(it wasn't a mullet, it was a shag cut)"

...A shag cut mullet, perhaps. Don't worry about it, you're just trashy enough to pull it off. ;)

"I can confirm that he has all five fingers.."

Maybe it's the explanation of "the joke" which precedes it, but I find this statement to be vaguely sexual. Is that innuendo I spy, Ms. Mastini? Surely it wasn't just an innocent statement.

Duralex said...

Steph (with the correct punctuation) :

<< I have one with the same sign with his fingers, only it's in a different area. Get it now? >>

Oh, tabernak ! Dressed or naked ? 8-)))

<< I can confirm that he has all five fingers. >>

Six, baby, six, adding the "courting finger" (many thanks to Martin Amis for the naughty vocabulary).

Anonymous said...

Duralex quoted:
<< I have one with the same sign with his fingers, only it's in a different area. Get it now? >>

Oh yeah of course! That old pic could actually be seen on Randy’s site before its most recent – and quite suspicious – updating. It was a portrait of Kevin with the same black fedora and he was doing the victory sign on his...

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... face! What the heck did you think?
I suspect Steph of being a bit of a tease on this one. Please people, do try to behave. And Duralex, you old satyr, I give you… the finger! :-)

forgotten ones fund/stephmastini said...

...yes, cell phones to the homeless or whoever needs to call 911...it doesn't cost a dime if all you have on the phone is 911!! That is not the peace sign darlings..I think it would be appropriate to say that the only negative comments I see on here are the same people that are nasty people in general...there's one thing I am not, and that is trashy...but everyone has their own opinions and I respect that..only difference is, that you do not know me personally..and in the late 80's that was the style..At least I have changed my haircut, others may have not??

forgotten ones fund/stephmastini said...

..and by the way, I will repeat this one more time..I went into my photo album, placed the photo on my scanner and hit the button...than I took some of the dust off the photo...PERIOD...No one else has touched these photos...

Anonymous said...

< ...A shag cut mullet, perhaps. >

Just a 'cut and paste' mullet, actually.
Okay, I stop. ;-)

princessmoon said...

Can we see some more photos?

Moon Mistress said...

Interesting photo, Stephanie. You both look like you're having fun. Am I to assume from this photo that there was a time in the distant past when you did not detest your ex-brother-in-law quite as much as you do now?

Anonymous said...

And how would the homeless charge their phones? Or are you providing ever lasting batteries?

forgotten ones fund/stephmastini said...

..why would I photo shop? I am the real thing honey...you need to start taking your meds again..

forgotten ones fund/stephmastini said...

Madame, I think my sister is jealous and bored...your obsession regarding this photo shows that you are an ignoramous...why don't you write Randy and ask him?

Duralex said...

<< I went into my photo album, placed the photo on my scanner and hit the button...than I took some of the dust off the photo...PERIOD...No one else has touched these photos... >>

All right, ma belle, I believe you're telling the truth.

Where does the "phenomenon" come from, then? The only explanation I can think of is that your scanner has a mind of its own and it distorts the pictures behind your back, just like your computer regularly adds spelling mistakes and anarchic punctuation to your perfect sentences. It looks like you're doomed to this, hopelessly. All your detractors should repent heartily and worship you from now on as an innocent martyr of postmodern technology. I kiss you hem. :-)

Jim said...

Randy’s a good friend of mine and told me the really reason why he up-dated his web site and removed all references to his book and Steph. His book is in the final re-write stages. He’s also not speaking with Steph right now as he’s really upset with her because she’s now saying she’s going to sue Randy over his book on child abuse.
Randy invited her to be interviewed by his writer over a year ago to get her side of the story, but she refused. No matter what the writer may say about their time together over twenty years ago, She won’t like it.
Randy told me that the hardest thing he ever did in his life was to accept who he is and where he came from. I guess Steph hasn’t gotten to that point in her life.

Anonymous said...

Well, well, well... Laundry airing at every window and settling of scores in the basement, as it were. :->

Moon Mistress said...

forgotten ones fund/stephmastini said...
"Madame, I think my sister is jealous and bored...your obsession regarding this photo shows that you are an ignoramous..."

Gasp! Madame! Despite the incorrect spelling, I think Stephanie just called you an ignoramus! The nerve of her! And after you've been so kind to her!

forgotten ones fund/stephmastini said...

grow up Moonie, Madame knows that I was directing that comment towards you...

Anonymous said...

< He’s also not speaking with Steph right now as he’s really upset with her because she’s now saying she’s going to sue Randy over his book on child abuse.
Randy invited her to be interviewed by his writer over a year ago to get her side of the story, but she refused. >

If my memory serves me correctly, she did it again on this very blog. Yes, here it is, first comment below the article 'Jack Ewing: the truth about Randy and Kevin':
"Jack,
I humbly decline your request for an interview.. steph" 02/11/2007

< No matter what the writer may say about their time together over twenty years ago, She won’t like it. >

So that's why she's talking about writing her own book! It all makes sense suddenly.
BTW, did Randy find a publisher, at last?

Anonymous said...

I can't think of any other blog that seems to draw sane people, linked to a celebrity, to engage in a public brawl like this. There must already be a book on this blog alone about what Randy thinks of Steph and what Steph thinks of Kevin and what that ghost writer thinks of Spacey's father and what, well, you get the point. Would Steph and Randy just get on with writing their books please before everything that's worth reading just ends up on this blog!

Duralex said...

<< I can't think of any other blog that seems to draw sane people, linked to a celebrity, to engage in a public brawl like this. >>

I'm not sure if “sane” is exactly the word I'd use, as for me. :-)

Anyway, you said the keyword of this whole story, and it’s “linked to a celebrity”. Mr. Fowler’s hard issues with his parents and siblings are the kind of personal matters that should only be known of by a narrow circle of family and friends. Or by his psychiatrist. His experience is of no interest to anybody else. Except for the tabloid hacks, of course. The only reason why he could sell his story – because he sold it, right ? how much ? – to the low press is his brother’s celebrity. Was he obliged to this noisy display of his trials ? Randy’s friend Jim says “the hardest thing he ever did in his life was to accept who he is and where he came from”. Did this acceptance really demand from him to make it public the way he did ? Come on ! Unless the exhibitionistic part of the deal had psychotherapeutic value to him ? From what I could see on this blog, the result of the “cure” is (unsurprisingly, and one might even say fairly) a serious source of disappointment and trouble to him… Not mentioning that if I were his famous brother, I would never, ever forgive him such an indecent betrayal. But then Mr. Fowler certainly thought of it when he went to the tabs, I guess.

<< Would Steph and Randy just get on with writing their books please before everything that's worth reading just ends up on this blog! >>

Just what I was thinking. That scent of scandal is going stale by now. Very bad marketing strategy. :-)

forgotten ones fund/stephmastini said...

Dear Randy,
I have read the post..My book will address many questions that linger..I do not have anything further to add at this time..
steph

forgotten ones fund/stephmastini said...

..Duralex, it takes time to put together a book, sometimes years; especially when one must venture into cathartic water....have patience...scandal? what scandal? From what I understand Randy has not published his book YET...

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Anonymous said...

Who cares about Randy's book? As "someone" said:

"He has already foolishly and freely handed out his killer facts to the press in April 2004. What could be left to enthrall lovers of Hollywood Babylon other than breakfast details?"

And the same goes for yours, for the very same reason.

forgotten ones fund/stephmastini said...

The last "amonymous" blogger's entry was brought to my attention and I thought: what a poor lost angry soul; "anon..." (sounds personal) but they he/has made a :gaffe"~,
First, may I suggest, that you become a more cultural bloggler,(now, wouldn't that be quite the coups de resistance) and utilize a bit of ACCURATE social knowledge in your remarks, along with your True identity..your constant barrage of negative blogs, are likenend to an itch that one can not scratch..just save it for later; you might have the fother to utilize it in a more apropos venue...//
...you have no idea how off base that comment was, (personally speaking)..only a munute iota of my sur/real life story, has been revealed,
...great,I am suddenly feeling a satiably creative drive.. thank you.I use my inner self to obtain that "euphoric" feeling and try and keep it in a more postive direction..
It helps to distract unreticent pathos *hint* ...

Anonymous said...

< but they he/has made a :gaffe"~ >

???? I have no idea of what you're talking about, sweetie. Do you mean that quoting a certain Clover Vitriol is the gaffe in question? I'm lost.

< only a munute iota of my sur/real life story, has been revealed >

This "minute iota" is quite enough for the world's enlightenment, believe me. No one is asking for more. :->

< It helps to distract unreticent pathos *hint* ... >

???? again.
Oh well, forget it. Everyone is done with you, and that includes 'Arcati" himself, as far as I can judge.

forgotten ones fund/stephmastini said...

My dear anonymous,
I can assure you, though I have been laid up and recovering the last few weeks, I am truly here in body and spirit... I thank Madame for her encouraging words that she continues to send me... sorry anonymous, I am not going anywhere but up!