Thursday, January 18, 2018

Stephanie Mastini: Ignore Odiferous Tacoma aroma

Dear Madame,
Pay no attention to the Odoriferous Tacoma aroma behind the curtain...(BAAL) ... they have been hugging too many trees and eating the mushrooms.

I am proud to have played a bit part on your lovingly scandalous site. I love penises, gossip, mayhem, critics ... and delight in your candor!

Here's wishing you an undoubtedly coveted second year ... you are a delightful mentor (:.

I am sipping that Cristal I have been saving for your firework display! You have inspired many; pissed off a few ... (ha-ha) ... and brought color into many a dull life.

Remember BAAL (big asses are losers) - it's not nice to fool with Mother (Madame) nature!!

Keep all those personas a-coming ANON!
Luv you MA x
Happy Birthday once again to you!!

Steph

37 comments:

Duralex said...

100% hoax on my hoax detector.

Way too articulate and too witty to come from Ms. Mastini.

Won't work.

Anonymous said...

Duralex,
You are correct in sniffing out this hoax. Since this person makes not a single allusion to her ex-BIL, this can't be her. Begone impostor!

Anonymous said...

Hate to disappoint you Duralex (isn't that a laxative?)
I am an artist that comes out of hiding at night to inscribe my wittier antecdotes, and create my optimal creative art..I am a night owl..I have a very high IQ sweetie..and quite a few college degrees...
Madame knows it was was me..or she woudn't have posted it...
I am a rebel and punctuate as I please..so don't embark on that word again!!

Anonymous said...

And there was punctuation - hoax.

Anonymous said...

I wouldn't be surprised if Marcella turned out to be the author of this colorful and biting birthday card. :->

Anonymous said...

Hate to disappoint you Duralex (isn't that a laxative?)
I am an artist that comes out of hiding at night to inscribe my wittier anecdotes, and create my optimal creative art..I am a night owl..my interview was an indication that I possess writing skills and whit...
Madame knows it was was me..or she wouldn't have posted it...
Great news Madame, at a bar-b-q yesterday amidst the fireworks display I encountered a prominent plastic surgeon who wants to buy a few pieces...seems he too has heard of the infamous "steph".. (tongue in cheek folks)
once again to remind you all..I am providing a large percentage of my sales to "The Forgotten Ones"......
Duralex sweetheart..I am a rebel and punctuate as I please..so don't embark on that road again!!

Anonymous said...

" I have a very high IQ sweetie..and quite a few college degrees..."

And a dreadful gift for scuppering yourself...
Anyway, this Mastini/Fowler paranoid opera is over now. It was funny for a while, sure, but Arcati makes a mistake by keeping it under artificial respiration. It's supremely boring to the regulars and confusing to the newcomers.
Closing time, ladies!

Anonymous said...

...is your world likened to Alice's unconscious state before she ventured into the looking glass?..you guys are all in dreamland...
I wrote that letter to Madame and she knew it would incite a riot if she didn't use my blog name..I am laughing my ass off now!
I sincerely doubt if any of you have even bought a bottle of Cristal (I know my spinning wheel mistress sister wouldn't know what it looked like if she tripped over it in her Birkenstocks..)
please..give it up
Especially ANON.(Francine and Thom-dynamic duo)
the hint of debauchery I have created seduces my keen senses and surreal imagination
..we stirred up your kettle didn't we?
the Cheshire cat-steph

Claire said...

"I am an artist that comes out of hiding at night to inscribe my wittier antecdotes"

I think we have the antidote to your "antecdotes". Very powerful. It's called boredom. No more witchy-bitchy gig for you, ma belle, the tune is tired.

And Duralex is (or was) a French brand of unbreakable glass.

Duralex said...

<< I sincerely doubt if any of you have even bought a bottle of Cristal >>

I prefer the Veuve Clicquot. Sorry. :-)

Anonymous said...

You may be correct in assuming that most of us have never bought a bottle of Cristal which costs $800. I,for one,have more important things to do with that amount money at present.
You complain that your ex-BIL looks down on his family,yet you are doing the same to your sister and those of us who do not drink $800 bottles of champagne,nor have astronomical IQ's or multiple degreesI am perplexed to say the least.

Lorenzo said...

> am a rebel and punctuate as I please..so don't embark on that word again!!

Well, well, well, it looks like Ms Mastini is starting her teenage crisis, now. Nothing is spared to entertain us... ;-)

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Anonymous said...

... it was a gift..I don't normally buy my own champagne...
..where are you purchasing this Cristal? Because they are making an astronimical profit...
Never been a fan of Veuve..overrated..
I worked as a sommelier for years and the highest price I have ever seen a bottle of Cristal amounts to approximately 200 American dollars in an upscale restaurant...a mark up from 125 dollars retail...you are misinformed..again!

Anonymous said...

..ahh! caught in the ANON persona again sis..how would you know that my sister can't afford a 125 dollar bottle of Cristal?...My fund recently provided clothes for a family that lost everything..just for example... and I have sold another piece to the actual model.."Rise to the Occasion"..it's a solo campaign at present but it's working..

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Sarah Williams said...

As I said on one of your previous pages - most of the posts you have thought have come from your sister have been mine and Madame Arcati must know they are coming from England.

Anonymous said...

" Sarah Williams said...As I said on one of your previous pages - most of the posts you have thought have come from your sister have been mine and Madame Arcati must know they are coming from England."

FYI: Sarah Williams is Precious Williams's older sister. Sarah is having an affair with Krishnan Guru-Murthy, sources say.

Arcati said...

This comment thread is turning out most fascinating ... keep 'em coming, Steph - I've put your Forgotten Ones Fund on my blogroll.

Anonymous said...

Steph,
Which Anon. are you referring to? There maybe anywhere from to 5 different Anon.personas on this page.

Anonymous said...

a bottle of Cristal which costs $800


Hmmmmm....NOW we know where the donations she is getting are going, don't we?

P.S. -- Nope, not Francine. Sorry.

Anonymous said...

Heavens! The mark up in elite restuarant-bars is outrageous! Imagine charging $400 to $800 for a bottle of champagne that you can pick up in a liquor store for a mere $125. Scandelous!

Anonymous said...

..Sarah, why would you inscribe "anonymous" as your "tag" and than declare it was you?...hmmm..and no blog name..
interesting... brings up a myriad of questions don't you agree?
personally Sarah, you could say you are the Pope...who would know?
yes, Madame would but I respect her discretion..
"blog ethics" (:
what I find incredulous is the blog population absorbtion in stupid shit like that..you have a twin!!

Anonymous said...

Duralex, how about a word from you..are you ever going to say something positive or just positively "shatter proof" from reality?
It's so great to have my new lap top, and yes, it was the software..ask Microsoft about Vista.

Sarah Williams said...

Bog roll ?????

Anonymous said...

Surely it's time for Mr Randall Fowler to up date us on whether all this has helped him in his quest to find a publisher for his book?

After kick starting Ms Mastinis paranoia/art career he has been suspiciously quiet.

Maybe he understands now what his brother has been feeling all these years and would rather his skeletons and privacy remained private.

Still not any relation to the Mastinis/Fowlers.

Duralex said...

<< Sarah, you could say you are the Pope... who would know?
yes, Madame would but I respect her discretion.. >>

There's no way Madame can find out who's behind the keyboard. Even knowing the poster's country and IP, she wouldn't be clairvoyant enough to guess whether several persons are using the same computer, or one and the same is using several computers, all that sort of things. The web is truly Hoaxland, my dear. Take it or lump it.

<< "blog ethics" >>

Or a personal interest in hiding the upsetting truth... Arcati doesn't exist without her "jumping fleas", whoever they may be, don't you know ? :-)

<< (: >>

Curious emoticon. Are you left-handed?

Sarah Williams said...

what I find incredulous is the blog population absorbtion in stupid shit like that..you have a twin!!

What ?

The reason I used the "Anon" option is because I usually prefer to remanin anonymous on blogs I respond to {currently two} .I dont have a blog name because I do not feel the need to have a blog.The reason I started to use my name was that you started to think all the comments were coming from your sister and I didn't wish to cause any more friction to a woman who may wish to keep you out her lfe.

You seem to be revelling in the Arcati/Mastini double act and what was once an interesting and amusing blog has turned in to a forum for you to bitch about your family,flog your art and brag about knocking back champagne while sneering at people who don't find any of that interesting.

Theres rarely a topic goes by without you chipping in about your "charity" "art" and being uncharitable to members of your family ex or otherwise.

Yes I could well be the Pope, I'm not nor am I anyones sister.You could well be a freelance artist and charity founder or a nice person - we will never know.

I'm sure Arcati knows the score and is actively encouraging your delusions for her/his own ends - it is great publicity after all and we know how much you like that.

Anonymous said...

Sarah,my privacy has been invaded...my sister has been posting nasty blogs on here since she found out aout my interview..I am not who you think I am and I was trying to get her to stop interfering with my life..I am sorry that you find this offensive, but how would you feel??
As far as the champagne, It was my way of being "tongue in cheek" by recognizing Madame's special day with the finest champagne..man, YOU guys try and wear me out, but you won't!...the price is still the same; not 800 dollars! And "piss" or "pisser" is my way of saying much more offensive..in the US it is slang..I am allowed to use slang!

Anonymous said...

Which part of WE-DON'T-CARE-FUCK-OFF does Stephanie Mastini not understand?

Anonymous said...

did you get up on the wrong side of the bed? smile for goodness sakes..and if you don't like me, ignore me.

Sarah Williams said...

Excuse me? Your privacy has been invaded ??? Your sister has been posting nasty blogs on here about you????

The reason I took notice of you in the first place is that i am for want of a better word a fan of Kevin Spacey, I have seen him perform at the Old Vic many times and have seen him at the stage door on numerous occasions too.Sometimes he was reserved and even abrupt other times friendly chatty and open.In other words just like anyone else. I feel I got my moneys worth from his performance and I am enjoying watching the plays he is choosing to put on there.

I can see why there would be interest in his private life and although I find it refreshing that a 'celebrity' has chosen not to bare his soul to all most of the time the speculation does not bother me at all.

I can appreciate too, his brothers concerns.If his claims are indeed true { and once again who knows} then to air them publicly in the media and drag someone who clearly wishes not to be involved in to it, is a form of abuse too.

They obviously have issues and I doubt these can be solved by any one other than themselves. In my opinion this is a VERY private matter.

You are not who I think you are?
I think you are exactly who I think you are or rather the type of person I think you are judging from your posts - if you and your sister have issues then I for one do not want to know about it hence my using my real name from now on.

You want her to stop interfering with your life? That does seem to me a liitle like - pots and kettles to quote a recent catchphrase.

If you want to publicise and sell your work on here and make some money which you then use to help others {or just to roll around in who knows what floats your boat} then great but please stop dressing it up as something charitable.

You asked how I would feel and this is it.

Anonymous said...

If anyone is feeling slightly down hearted to day please go to Steph/Stephanies/The forgottenOne any way that womans blog and read the latest entry.

Still wiping the tears from my eyes...................never laughed so much in years.

I've now passed this on to you all and yes Steph one person can bring joy to many !!

Not Sarah Williams said...

Stephanie, your posts are very very boring. You seem to be under the impression that we - random strangers - CARE about your dealings with your family. Why would we care? Seriously, you need to take this crap to family therapy and stop boring us with it. It WOULD be interesting if you were somebody well-known, like Madonna, because then one could derive a voyeuristic pleasure from observing these online meltdowns. But Stephanie, you're a desperate nobody. No one gives a shit....

Anonymous said...

I am again most perplexed, Steph. You feel your privacy has been invaded by your sister and she is interferring with your life by writing nasty comments about you on MA's site.Yet, you feel perfectly justified in excoriating your ex-brother-in-law on the same site for trying to maintain his own privacy and keeping his own life interference free. Why the double standard?

marcella said...

How appropriate Steph that you would choose the Cheshire Cat as your personification. It has been many years since I read Alice's Adventures but if memory serves the cat grinned maniacally, spouted utter nonsense in response to reasonable questions, and then -just when the cat was to lose its head - it disappeared.

While we are waiting for that happy day, you can ponder these notes:

- Whit (your word) is a tiny particle, an iota. Wit is intellectual humor.

- One can "embark" down a path or on a journey; one cannot embark on a word.

- Your multitude of degrees… Let me guess! You graduated cum-lately from Herverd? Yule? More likely you have a few AAs from barely-accredited commercial art/trade schools, hardly worth the paper on which they were printed.

- Tree-hugging mushroom eaters tend to be nicer people than insufferably self-important, vampiric "artistes".

- "optimal creative art" and "odiferous aroma" are redundant.

- Mother Theresa was likely not an aficionado of Cristal either. The rest of us can claim good company as well as thrift.

Anonymous said...

maybe you should take that protruding spike out of your pompous titanic ass.."Marcella" ?my ass!...