Who's she calling Madame Batshit?

Am I to understand that Francine Mastini has referred to her own sister Stephanie Mastini (the ex-sister-in-law of the double Oscar-winning actor Kevin Spacey) as "Madame Batshit"* on her website? This is indeed a grave matter, for plainly the Madame bit is a sly dig at Steph's presence on Madame Arcati. I hope that Madame Arcati can control her temper and does not feel compelled to wage a terrible and merciless war on this person.

Francine can't be all bad though for I see someone called Thom Ryng, an author of occult literature, is in love with her and maybe her fiance: among other things he's an "Oblate of the Order of St. Benedict at St. Martin's Abbey in Lacey, Washington"; and he's written a poem to Francine which ends with the lines:

Let others dream their
Lives in parking lots;
Seek with me the sea.

To read the tender poem click here

To acquaint yourself with Francine click here

Madame Arcati truly immerses herself in the lives of others. Aren't you impressed?

*I am informed that Francine has now removed the Batshit reference. I shall take it for granted in future that any comment she leaves here will be in her own name.