Monday, February 05, 2007
Tom Utley: A red-blooded Mail
Tom Utley is a fine, upstanding hero of the Daily Mail - his hymns to nicotine redolent of absinthe celebration in another age - so I refuse to believe for one moment that it was he observed at the top of Shaftesbury Avenue (near Spamalot and the cinema), about 10.30pm, Friday before last, with a blonde of about 30 (or she may have been 50, who knows under artificial light). Hands were seen down the back of each other's trousers. There was drunken argument followed by kissing. Then the pair waited for a bus - irrelevently, Utley's wife is a bus driver (perhaps she is the blonde or was the blonde?) - near the fire station. No, it couldn't have been utterly Utley unless he was out with the missus.
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
8 comments:
It seems to me that whether or not Tom Utley was out on the razz with a woman not his wife (and I rather doubt it), it's no business of ours. The question has to be, would you have similarly "outed" a columnist of whose views you approved? If not, you're a hypocrite. By the way, are you married? And if so, have you ever strayed? I think we should be told.
It would be a curious thing if journalists were not subject to the vigilance that attends non-journalists.
Utley's politics are of no concern to me. The newspaper drone of reaction is the tinnitus of our times.
My sins are far far greater than poor nicotined Utley's - but that's for me to know and you to find out.
Now, tell us about yourself, Walter. How big's your cock?
Not big enough, I fear, to fill your twat.
so Arcati, if jounalists are to be 'subject to the same vigilance as non-journalists', why did you take done the post about the 'racist editor'?
The item has now been restored.
And this item has been mirrored (towards the bottom of the page) without attribution.
<< Not big enough, I fear, to fill your twat. >>
Need some help, Walter ? I think I can boast of being rather well-hung and an expert at sweeping chimneys ! ;-)
Arcati said :
"My sins are far far greater than poor nicotined Utley's - but that's for me to know and you to find out."
No one needs to investigate your depravities, honey : they are written all over your crappy blog, like small pox on Mme de Merteuil's face.
Post a Comment