Monday, March 17, 2008

Heather Mills - The Baptist

My congratulations to Heather Mills on baptising Macca's ghastly solicitor Fiona Shackleton by throwing water over her dyed blonde locks on the premises of the Royal Courts of Justice. For this act alone I wish Heather all the best in her new life as her daughter Beatrice travels "B-class" on a measly £35,000 a year from her father while he travels "A class" on his £800m fortune (or £400m if you believe the idiot judge). See the Goddess' new website, bow in the presence of a true heroine, click here. Hillary Clinton pays tribute to the Goddess Heather, click here.

11 comments:

Adrianos said...

Hope she doesn`t celebrate with too much bubbly or she will end up legless !

P.S. Sorry can`t meet up Wednesday - have to work,refused leave. Anyway, Buona Pasqua !

Madame Arcati said...

Just call in sick like everyone else. Make a gurglin' sound when you hit a vowel, never fails to work.

Anonymous said...

so do we really, really know how much she got ?

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Patrick said...

Check out this morning's vintage Sun headline: mucca chucksa cuppa water over Macca's lawyer shacka.

Patrick said...

Healine in today's Sun: 'Mucca chucksa cuppa water over Macca's lawyer Shacka'. Vintage stuff.

Madame Arcati said...

£24.3m + £35K pa for Beatrice till adulthood (presumably) + other costs for Beatrice such as education + legal costs (millions) = ???

And yes Patrick, sort of predictable rather than vintage - but I can imagine Press Gazette getting excitable about a piece of sub ed art work.

Two other striking things about The Sun's coverage. First, its mock cheque to Mucca is in the amount of £24.3m when her cash win is about £16m. I do wish they'd read their own copy. And the cheque is made out to a list of Mucca's faults (gold-digger etc) and "one-legged": so it's now official: being disabled is a moral negative.

And finally I see someone called Gaunt (Jon? John?) thinks Mucca's appealing the decision. No, dearie. She's appealing the decision to publish the judgement. What are these people on?

Anonymous said...

The Murdoch press have gone heavy on the water over Shackleton incident, following Sky's lead - but wasn't it the Beeb that made the inquiries?

SUSAN said...

Fiona Shackleton looks 15 years younger with slicked back hair... Heather may have done her a huge favour. Although of course it is possible that FS WANTS to look 15 years older.

Madame Arcati said...

I had a similar thought Susan. Without the wet look Shacka looks much older than her 51 years. But then Heather did suggest the acrylic fingernail to Paul - her genius plainly lies in the body practical.

Anonymous said...

So another jilted blond pshyco turns out to be lieing through her arse... What were the odds?