Jonathan King: 'Camilla is a delightful gerbil'

The Eurovision-meister emeritus Jonathan King writes in praise of the Popbitch Madame, Camilla Wright ...

Dear Madame,
Camilla is one of us Madame; really sweet, intelligent, genuine, funny and bright. I'm a huge fan - which may not be regarded as a plus by all your correspondents!
JK

Dear Jonathan,
You've never said that about me. I'm really quite upset. You make Camilla sound like an enchanting gerbil, though I may have to reconsider my opinion of this nancy-woman. It's bad enough that Nicholas Coleridge fans have started to lobby me, insisting that he is "nice". Can it be possible that a man who writes appalling novels about ghastly rich alpha-types, who have ruined the world economy, and rules Condé Nast, is in fact Santa Claus wrapped up in a Bono aura in homage to the late Gregory Peck? It's as if my entire world is collapsing. I wonder who Kevin Spacey is fucking now. I want to know!
Love MA x

Camilla Wright of Popbitch: Let's get her stats up

I see the Popbitch editor Camilla Wright's appearance last year on Five News to flog her online mag's Celebrity Excess book has only attracted 63 visits on YouTube, as I write. Oh dear. Let's see if we can get that figure up and turn her into the kind of sleb she writes about. Camilla's a sweet Oxford graduate - hence the snobbish Guardian's sycophantic interest in her - who loves otters and dislikes rude tales about the size of female slebs. Certainly otters have their uses, click here.

Do you have anything to tell me about Camilla?