Saturday, February 07, 2009

Camilla Wright of Popbitch: Let's get her stats up

I see the Popbitch editor Camilla Wright's appearance last year on Five News to flog her online mag's Celebrity Excess book has only attracted 63 visits on YouTube, as I write. Oh dear. Let's see if we can get that figure up and turn her into the kind of sleb she writes about. Camilla's a sweet Oxford graduate - hence the snobbish Guardian's sycophantic interest in her - who loves otters and dislikes rude tales about the size of female slebs. Certainly otters have their uses, click here.

Do you have anything to tell me about Camilla?

12 comments:

The late Tarka said...

Fancy promoting an otter fur sale, disgusting. You better watch yourself.

Anonymous said...

Yes, MA darling. I presume you are not pally with Peta; but that's not funny...
:-(
OX

Madame Arcati said...

I know nothing about Camilla beyond the bits and pieces I've read from Decca's (what a name) piece in the Guardian - she's just not someone who's ever going to make a connection with my past life narrative, y'know? So tell us about Peta? Is she or it an otter?

Anonymous said...

I'm talking about PeTA you silly! I can tell it's Saturday night; that's it! You've had enough. Go to bet and sleep it off...

Madame Arcati said...

Well, darling I did say I know nothing about Camilla; and you did say Peta not PeTa. I thought you were going to tell me of Sapphic love at the Popbitch premises in Soho (next to the betting shop); but of course that would be too interesting - even on a Saturday night.

I was on the right lines though, I knew an otter would figure somewhere. I think it is universally known among Popbitch's addressees that she's into furry things and their preservation.

No, I'm looking for some other details. Madame Arcati is relentless in her quest. We must make Camilla a star. A celebrity. But first: The Goss.

Anonymous said...

Did you just call me an otter? what's that supposed to mean, you mean?

I don’t know, dear… I almost want it to be that there is some dirt in her life for her sake. Look at her. I think she needs Popbitch to have some excitement in her life… she doesn’t even look like she could be haven a thing with … see? I can’t even finish the sentence.

OX
ps: you know I sent you to bed, not to bet, right? My faulty tipping as usual... not trying to turn you into a gambler.

Anonymous said...

Speaking of Sapphic love
I hope you have someone to spoon with in this cold night. Too bad we’re so far apart, I’d ask you if you want to sleepover… do you fart in your sleep?

Madame Arcati said...

Dear OX, you took the words out of my subconscious, Camilla needs to be dirtied in some way - she looks so innocent and untouched, though according to Decca (what a name) she DJs and does the clubs - can you imagine? Perhaps Decca means Bouncy Castle dos, who knows? There must be something in her life or at the Popbitch shelter that's worthy of a wider public salivation, though I'm afraid it's early days yet.

Truth is, both Popbitch and the diaspora Holy Moly are getting "professional" what with their TV stations and public appearances. They'll be opening fetes next and playing a banjo at a Live Aid reunion.

And as to the person who would like to spoon me, I have found that Benecol yoghurt drinks quite takes the wind out of me.

Carole Baloney said...

Camilla looks snarky to me, nice to your face then full of attitude behind your back. I'm usually right.

Jonathan King said...

Camilla is one of us Madame; really sweet, intelligent, genuine, funny and bright. I'm a huge fan - which may not be regarded as a plus by all your correspondents!

Anonymous said...

I'm ashamed to say that I'm with JK on this. I've known her for years and it's all true.

Madame Arcati said...

If you've known her for years then tell us something about her, beyond the Decca detail and otters. Perhaps she has a personal problem?