Monday, February 02, 2009
The Judge Judy/Madame Arcati Show
Hullo, Madame Arcati,
Knowing your sense of humour with regard to the affairs of the sexually active, I couldn't resist sending you this quote from the irreplaceable Judge Judy's American TV programme. Like you, Judy is an out and out pragmatist. I'm willing to bet a few bob that Judge Judy and you are 'blood sisters'. What a marvellous double act you'd make on television. Please get together and replace that bloody awful J. Ross and his smutty, puerile, barrow-boy style of speech and humour.
Judge Judy to prostitute : 'So when did you realise you were raped?'
Prostitute, wiping away tears: 'When the cheque bounced.'