Do acquaint yourselves with the magazine's website and a cast of characters that includes a cat called Eric and office dog Coco. Not among the galère are the likes of Katie Price, Kerry Katona or Justin 'homosexuality is a choice' Bieber - relish such a rare and salubrious environment.
And if you have any sense take out a subscription if only to follow my horoscopes from March 22. The future will become one eternal present.
On blogging, this time around I shall be posting irregularly, when it suits me. But hang around. You could do a lot worse.
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Will your byline be Victor Olliver?
Details have yet to be discussed ...
Most bizarre development. It must end in tears.
No, it began in tears
Eric, be silent
Admit it, you're the Duchess!
Shan't!
I once put an ad in The Lady. Can't recall what for.
That's fabulous news. You'll be brilliant!
Giles is constantly telling me how good The Lady is now. He reads it at the airport.
I shall treat myself to a subscription immediately xx
PS. I ordered a copy of Blithe Spirit on DVD the other night and thought of you.
I predict that startling revelations will be forthcoming as The Lady lifts her ancient and voluminous red flannel petticoats.
Madame does not wear petticoats. The very idea!
Brave, brave Madame appearing with neither petticoat nor make-up in her heavenly new column in The Lady - such cosmic courage. By the by if I ever meet that young whippersnapper Brian Cox I will do something to wipe that sceptical smirk off his face. It is an ancient astral technique we, Iceni, perfected while riding in out chariots.
Call it a strip show darling. Am I the first astrologer of The Lady? You should know. x
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