Thursday, February 17, 2011

Madame Arcati and stargazing at The Lady

I am delighted to see that The Lady reports a 4.9% circulation rise year-on-year, one of only two weekly UK magazines still heading north. So what better time to return from my break to amplify the Independent on Sunday's goss news last weekend that I have been appointed The Lady's astrologer - I or the person who thinks he pulls my strings. Little does he know!

Do acquaint yourselves with the magazine's website and a cast of characters that includes a cat called Eric and office dog Coco. Not among the galère are the likes of Katie Price, Kerry Katona or Justin 'homosexuality is a choice' Bieber - relish such a rare and salubrious environment.

And if you have any sense take out a subscription if only to follow my horoscopes from March 22. The future will become one eternal present.

On blogging, this time around I shall be posting irregularly, when it suits me. But hang around. You could do a lot worse.

14 comments:

Frances Lynn said...

Will your byline be Victor Olliver?

Madame Arcati said...

Details have yet to be discussed ...

Anonymous said...

Two bitches conjoined. Perfect.

Mrs Budworth said...

Most bizarre development. It must end in tears.

Anonymous said...

No, it began in tears

Madame Arcati said...

Eric, be silent

The late McHackey said...

Admit it, you're the Duchess!

Eric said...

Shan't!

Anonymous said...

I once put an ad in The Lady. Can't recall what for.

Christina @ Fashion's Most Wanted said...

That's fabulous news. You'll be brilliant!

Giles is constantly telling me how good The Lady is now. He reads it at the airport.

I shall treat myself to a subscription immediately xx

PS. I ordered a copy of Blithe Spirit on DVD the other night and thought of you.

BOUDICCA BEAZLEY said...

I predict that startling revelations will be forthcoming as The Lady lifts her ancient and voluminous red flannel petticoats.

Madame Arcati said...

Madame does not wear petticoats. The very idea!

BOUDICCA BEAZLEY said...

Brave, brave Madame appearing with neither petticoat nor make-up in her heavenly new column in The Lady - such cosmic courage. By the by if I ever meet that young whippersnapper Brian Cox I will do something to wipe that sceptical smirk off his face. It is an ancient astral technique we, Iceni, perfected while riding in out chariots.

Madame Arcati said...

Call it a strip show darling. Am I the first astrologer of The Lady? You should know. x