Friday, February 25, 2011

X Factor granny Sheila Vogel-Coupe nominated for SHAFTA porn award!

Sheila poses with a co-star
Madame Arcati is almost wet with joy. Her Woman of the Year, Sheila Vogel-Coupe, 82, has been nominated for a porn award hosted by Television X. Result announced on March 9. The press release reads:

"Television X Soft and Hard Adult Film and Television Awards aka The SHAFTAs, adult film awards ceremony hosted by Viv The Spiv and Linsey Dawn McKenzie. 'The X Factor' contestant Katie Waissel's 81-year-old [sic] grandmother Sheila Vogel-Coupe is nominated for Most Outrageous Scene for her role in 'Freddie's Great British Granny Bang'. Other categories incl Best Spoof Series, Best MILF Of The Year and Best Female Performer Of The Year. Guests incl Tim Westwood, Dirty Sanchez and Bez."

To watch Sheila in action, you will need to use the web address in the pic. It's not a hyper-link, OK? Please be warned you are accessing a porn site of which I deeply disapprove. Scroll down to the bottom on the site.

5 comments:

Joe MacFarlane said...

I wanna spooge over her right now!

Madame Arcati said...

Spooge? Very Clockwork Orange.

Anonymous said...

ENVIOUS GRANNY
KEEN TO COMPETE FOR THE SHAFTA AWARD.

AS A SENIOR CITIZEN YOURSELF, WOULD YOU CONSIDER THESE FROLICS YOURSELF, MADAME?

Madame Arcati said...

Mmm, capitals. Reminds me of someone very close ...

I think Madame Arcati would be better suited to the snuff movie genre than porno, don't you think?

Lots of love ... x

Anonymous said...

Why elderly women should not have sex anymore? Go to omageil.com there are many women her age enjoying sex.