Friday, November 11, 2011

Londoner's Diary mwah for Madame Arcati over Guardian's naughtiness

Britain's most wonderful gosser, the Evening Standard's Londoner's Diary, sweetly mentions the Madame Arcati blog (what a common word 'blog' is, on second thoughts) - do have a read here. I'm far too busy with my horoscopes to prĂ©cis the matter, but tribute is paid to my fine manners (well, I am The Lady's weekly astrologer - and its first, fans rush to tell me).

I shall only say, in the wake of the Diary's item, that the Guardian must resist the temptation to emulate the BBC in its formulaic claims to have 'learned' of a news story when really they should give credit where it is due and admit that they're cutting and pasting lifting.

That's the problem with atheism. It leads to immorality and pogroms.

14 comments:

Anonymous said...

Everyone inside the M25 reads Londoner's Diary - put up your fees to The Lady

Madame Arcati said...

I'm sure they do, hopefully while not driving. In these times of auserity and regime collapse, we must allpull together - and wear a BBC poppy.

Anonymous said...

Hitler was a mediaeval Catholic. Stalin a priest.

Anonymous said...

Mao Tse Tung was a bloodthirsty maniac

Madame Arcati said...

Indeed he was, all three maniacs were avowed atheists, even if at moments of stress, such as acute wind, they cried out for a deity's intervention. Bad rhetorical habits are hard to break.

The Guardian is on a slippery slope. You worship Prof Brian Cox and his crazy nuke-loving wife Gia at your peril.

Friday, November

The Duchess said...

I thought some of your horoscopes in The Lady were a bit porno. I'm writing to Julia Budworth about the matter.

Anonymous said...

Is gosser a word?

Anonymous said...

I love your horoscopes e.g. you'll meet a tall, dark dildo next week

Madame Arcati said...

Always read the health warning before embarking on a romance with a tall dark dildo. This is not advice I usually give gratis.

Anonymous said...

thanks, but I think most folks would take a bit of care with a big black dildo however good-looking. I've just had a HUGE blond dildo - on the sofa

Madame Arcati said...

Ooh, I wouldn't be so sure. The things I've heard.

Anonymous said...

Londoner's Diary must be slipping to mention you, you swine.

God said...

All Aethists will rot in Hell. Yes you too Chris Hitchens along with Brian Cox. Mark my word.

Fair Do's said...

Stop being a nasty ayatollah bully. People can be atheists if they want to.