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| Iain Finlayson |
Yes, I predicted the outcome of the US Election just when you thought Romney owed it all to his magic underpants. On your knees! Call me the Nate Silver of astrology. Thinking of which, I have come across a double-Gemini prose prince called Iain Finlayson. He's one half of a new author called Matthew McAllister. The other half is called Simon Burt. Very Gemini isn't it? Twins, multiple identities. Oh, please yourself. Cunts.
Anyway, Matthew McAllister has just debuted as author of brilliant 'low urban noir' crime thriller Blood Month. First in a planned trilogy. I don't know about Simon, but whatever possessed Iain - otherwise a blameless Times non-fiction reviewer and the books editor of Saga, as well as writer of several acclaimed books - to embrace pulp fiction? And to self-publish through Atrium Editions? Electronically (e-ally?)? Especially after his very famous agent, 'She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named', refused to read the novel.
With critical praise for Blood Month already ringing in Iain's ears - the right kind of tinnitus - Madame Arcati pinned him down. And kicked off about his cock, before he called himself a dick and discussed porn, among other literary matters.
Q: Iain Finlayson! Pleeeeased to meet
you, as awesome Grace Jones sings in a song. I see you have a novel out shortly
called Blood Month – which reminds me: I hear you’re circumcised. You poor poppet.
Was it painful? Don’t you feel robbed?
IF: There was blood, some mess, probably a
struggle, certainly some yelling. I was snatched from my mother’s arms promptly
after parturition and unceremoniously cut. Tidied up. It made a man of me there
and then. At least at a Bar Mitzvah you get a party, gifts, and a rite of
passage. Scottish Presbyterians are less inclined to dress up and make a fuss
about their butchery. There are themes in the Protestant cult of hygienic circumcision,
I see now, that have profoundly influenced the novel, Blood Month.You are
very acute, Madame.
Q: And I see an outfit called Atrium
Editions is bringing out Blood Month as an e-book for our Kindles. Did your
agent set up this deal? – you are, after all, the acclaimed author of
biographies of James Boswell, Robert Browning and a grouping of sundry others
in Romney Marsh; and you know a lot about Tangier and Denim, it appears… surely
you discussed this book over a long lunch with your agent, She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named
….
IF: There was a lunch. It was long. It was
fraught. My agent, the doyenne of agents, the ne plus ultra of agents, She-Whom-I-Would-Prefer-Not-To-Name
(here, at least), was invited to attend. For several months she had been ‘resisting’
(her word) reading Blood Month, a novel of crime. She was probably,
understandably but exasperatingly, resisting my capricious whim to write
fiction.
At this point, let me introduce my co-author and collaborator in crime,
Simon Burt, who was also with us at The Electric Cinema Café in Portobello Road.
Together, Simon and I are one. We are as one, I mean, in the being of Matthew
McAllister, who is the author of Blood Month. Simon can answer for himself
(as of course can my agent), since this recollection of the lunch is my own
version. I take some of the blame: while trying to persuade my agent to read and
represent Blood Month, I used the words ‘genre’, ‘product’ and
‘collaboration’.
These, in the ears of a literary agent
of great renown, sound neither pretty nor positive. Nobody should (or can, I discover:
even hacks can only do their best) sit down deliberately to write pulp fiction.
That was not Matthew McAllister’s intention. His aim was to write as good a
crime novel as possible, with any luck have some fun in the process, and with a
little further luck make a decent financial return from the effort. After a
futile while, we started talking about dogs, and high-end, aristocratic dog
mating, which went on for longer than any high-flown or down-‘n’-dirty talk about
books; and at the finish, Matthew McAllister paid the bill for lunch.
That came as a little surprise, perhaps,
but basically he had fucked himself right from the start with three words that
are as bad in publishing terms as uttering expletives in front of the Queen. A
long while after the derailment at the Electric, I came across my agent at a
lunchtime publishing launch and said to the friend I was with, “She has at
least two reasons for not reading my novel.”“Only two?” she said with a smile. And I laughed, because by then I’d given up giving
a good goddam whether she, or anybody else at the agency, could be the hell
bothered to read the manuscript. Simon and I had already decided to take
Matthew McAllister on his first trip down the digital highway.
Q: Sorry, but I’m still thinking of
Tangier. Isn’t that where Joe Orton fucked under-age boys; and other gay
exotics of yesteryear swanked in lawless debauchery?
IF: Ah, forgive me, Madame, one’s mind does
tend to wander. Mine too. I perfectly understand. Tangier: City of the Dream is a lovely book, my favourite in my back list. A minor cult, I’m told. I
didn’t know I was a cult. A dick now and again, yes, but not a cult. But there
you are. Or rather, there was I. What can I tell you?’Tangier’ has been out of
print for years, but it will be republished next year because I’m told that the
city is enjoying something of a revival. I wonder who will be the new monsters
living there? The old ones were shocking enough. I never went back after living
there for a while, partly because I was a little more indiscreet in the hardback
edition than I’d meant to be and I was ticked off by Hugo Vickers for quoting
too indiscriminately from the manuscript diaries of Cecil Beaton who first visited
Tangier with his great friend David Herbert. Offence, I dare say, was caused –
albeit inadvertently.
In the post-war years, David was the
King of the Mountain in Tangier. Well, not literally - there was a real King of
Morocco - but for all visiting American and European expats, David was the
social arbiter of the city. Fortunately, he and I got along, and I was invited
to parties, otherwise there would have been no book. You can read all about it
in the new edition. Here they come again: Bowles (Paul and Jane), Burroughs,
Beaton, La Hutton, Capote, Ginsberg, Kerouac, Orton and a whole regiment of
transgressive, tatterdemalion camp followers who fitted socially and sexually nowhere
else. I’ve characterised Tangier as a casualty ward of desire or despair. Maybe
both. It was fun for a while, but I caught it at the (forgive me) fag-end of
its heyday.
Q: But anyway. I am astonished! You
mean to say, an acclaimed author such as yourself, with a confirmed literary
pedigree, who is the books editor of bestselling Saga magazine and a regular
non-fiction reviewer on the Saturday Times, has had to resort to
self-publishing? Still you’re not alone….
IF: Sweet of you to evince such
astonishment, but let’s not get too high-flown here, Madame. Reputation is a
puffball. It is a hard-on. It can be blown. Publishing has very abruptly and
unexpectedly been stood on its head and it is still disoriented. About time
too. The blood is rushing from its head to its balls. It had forgotten it had
those and it needs to start playing with them again.
Traditional publishing is still prestigious and sought-after, of course.
The hardback book will not die, but publishers and bookshops are on the
critical list. There are many authors out there who find it difficult to place
a book – let’s say a volume of short stories or a novel that is a departure
from what is expected of them. I can think of half a dozen, just among my own
friends, who are preparing, by reasoned choice (and sometimes even on the
advice of agents), to bypass the traditional publishing process and go straight
to digital.
These are writers with a serious track
record of publication, a reputation for quality, and a living to earn. Either
they go straight to Kindle (and Nook, Kobo, Sony or any other platform) or they
invite subscriptions for a book on the Unbound website and deliver bound copies
to the list of subscribers. Now, that is a modern version of a previous
publishing practice. So, as well as new mediums for publishing, some ancient
and venerable modes are being revived.
Best of all, if your book goes viral,
like ‘50 Shades of Goo’, publishers come banging on your door to publish it in
hard copy, whereas you might have spent years pounding on theirs and becoming
more and more dispirited and demoralised. Depressed, even.
Q: Isn’t it sexy to be master of your
own publication process and not have to deal with Oxbridge 20-somethings
wearing Alice bands who know fuck-all about anything? – perhaps you’ll
e-publish other authors in time and beat orthodox corporate publishers at their
own game.
IF: Soooo sexy! Matthew McAllister is very
hard-on about the adventure! He has seen the future and it is e. This is so
different from vanity publishing, which was always looked upon de haut en bas, regarded as second
best, and a personal indulgence. Digital publishing is a medium, merely. A book
is a book is a book, no matter whether it exists electronically or as 350 grams
of paper and ink clapped between hard covers. And it is democratic – anyone can
put up a book, diary, essay, article on a digital platform. It may only be of
interest to a few friends or colleagues, but that’s not the point. It is out
there and can be instantly accessed at very little cost. You don’t have to
order 500 or 5000 hard copies from a vanity publisher and stack them in your
garage. No overheads.
Atrium Editions (see above) will first publish
Matthew McAllister. It will also, in due course, publish the back list of Iain
Finlayson and Simon Burt. It will then publish the work of friends and
associates, accomplished writers, if they choose to come under the umbrella of
Atrium Editions which will operate pretty much as a publishing company but
without all the trappings of pusillanimous power and vaunting vainglory.
Q: Now, Blood Month.
It’s a commercial fiction in the detective genre, set in London, with much red
stuff redecorating precincts, and humour of noir hue for colour contrast. Its
opening line intrigues: ‘So, in the end, Caroline Muirhead said, it wasn’t you
who died.’ Raymond Chandler meets Martin Amis most foul?
IF: Simon Burt and I have read literary fiction with
the same attention we’ve given to hard-boiled and soft-poached crime fiction, and
that seemed to be the trouble with Blood Month. It was well, even
enthusiastically, received by several high-end publishers as a classy piece of
work that extended the boundaries of the conventional crime novel. They then
turned it down on the ground that it “crossed genres” and so, I suppose, could
not easily be niche-marketed either as genre fiction or as a literary novel. I
still don’t understand this. No wonder publishing is in trouble if it
recognises quality fiction when it sees it, but doesn’t know how to sell it. So,
obviously, I have to do it myself. Yes, Blood Month is dirty writing. But
stylish. It is noir, it is bleakly funny, it is morally ambiguous, it has
characters who go from bad to worse, and closure solves nothing. Indeed, it
opens up the plots of the second novel and the third.
Q: Blood Month is pacy, more-ish, terse,
tense and immediate, not ‘literary’ – yet you’re thought of as a literary
writer. Did you harbour closeted, faintly kinky commercial longings for
decades? A need to be read for visceral, moist reasons? Or did the mood come
upon you recently? In other words, are you now a money-grubbing words-tart?
IF: Langue de vipère! How cruel, how pejorative you
make such words sound! When A. S. Byatt won The Booker Prize and declared that
the money would come in handy to build a swimming pool, there was a gnashing of
teeth in outermost literary circles where a plastic bird bath, far less a duck
pond, in the back garden would be a luxury. I don’t grudge anyone prizes – I
have won some small ones myself, but they went to pay bills. I take your
meaning, though.
Truth to tell, Simon
Burt and I were broke and bored. His career as a literary novelist (Floral
Street, The Summer of the White Peacock, Just Like Eddie, published by
Faber) had stalled. I didn’t want to write another literary biography. Both of
us wanted to do something different, have some fun with writing and, with any
luck, make some money. Certainly, we
wished to be read. Sold at airports! So, I said, “Let’s write a crime novel.
How hard can it be?” All I want to say now, is that it is just as difficult as
writing any other novel. We plotted the novels together, whereupon Simon wrote
a fast first draft. I edited the text and the tropes rigorously. We discussed
again. There were rewrites. And what emerged from the collaborative process was
the voice and style of Matthew McAllister which is neither purely mine nor
purely Simon’s.
The process was entered
into with reason and was concluded in rapture! Not cynically, as a money
machine. Whether it will pay off - chissa? The thing is done. It will take its
chances out there with the punters and the competition.
Q: Did you research e-publishing before setting up Atrium? I mean, how
many books get sold by e-self-publishing? Will people of the future laugh when
told that once upon a time writers posted off their manuscript to a Snipcock in
an office who, if inclined, got round to publishing it 18 months later?
IF: I researched quite intensively. I went every
day to the London Book Fair earlier this year and I talked face-to-face with
the big guys of Kindle and Kobo. I talked to Kerry Wilkinson, the poster boy of
e-publishing, a young BBC sports journalist, who has now written three novels,
all straight-to-Kindle, all mega-sellers, who is now deservedly rich,
charmingly funny and sweetly modest. I learned a lot just from talking. But I’d
already primed myself by reading articles about the sudden publishing panic in The Bookseller every week, browsing self-publishing websites, even reading -
ironic, this - hard copy books about the e-revolution. The hardback book will
survive better than the paperback - which has come as a surprise to publishers,
who expected quite the opposite. E-book sales now outstrip paperback sales, and
of course e-books can be more competitively priced (though publishers still
like to try to match the price of an e-book to the hard copy on sale in
bookshops.)
And yes, you’re right - the elderly tweedy
(and even the young trendy) Snipcocks of publishing are busted. They need new
business models that haven’t yet been fully developed. They sound positive,
optimistic even, but they know it’s over. Conversely, this is the beginning of
new opportunities for authors. What is a free-floating author to do? First find
an agent, which can take as long as finding a publisher. And once he/she does,
he may be lucky and find a brilliant editor. But chances are, he/she won’t. The
process of publishing takes, say, nine months from final manuscript to finished
copy. The shelf life of that finished copy, if it is a novel, is six months
maximum. Then it goes to paperback after about a year. Even readers, far less
authors, can become mad with impatience at this leisurely pace. Who can be the
fuck bothered in this age of the short attention span and immediate gratification?
So – cut through all of this: Kindle or
Kobo, any or all of them, whichever you choose – and you are free to be
promiscuous - will immediately digitise your text at no initial cost, stick
whatever artwork you provide on it as a cover, and put it up for sale on the appropriate
website at whatever price you think is right. And then it is all up to you in
terms of marketing strategies. It’s your book, baby. Hope it has a nice life...
Q: I see you’re a double-Gemini Gemini – do you follow astrology? Have
you had any mystical or spiritual experience? Or are you a child of the 21st Century, scoffing cashews as the BBC’s resident atheist Prof Brian Cox
remakes the Cosmos as godless Lego?
IF: I know Gemini is represented by the image of
twins. If I’m a double Gemini, does that mean there are four of me? Feels like
it sometimes. The ontological philosophies, from Anselm to Bertrand Russell
(who had an epiphany in Boots the Chemist) via Descartes, that seek to confirm the
existence of God don’t do it for me. I have not made that leap of faith. I don’t really follow astrology. I am an 18th
century Scottish (and French) rationalist, an adherent of the great Frog
philosopher Voltaire and the Scottish deist, David Hume. But an astrological
reading was made for me many years ago, in 1977. It went on for many
single-spaced pages. Of course, it was mostly exciting as an exercise in
narcissism. One can never hear too much about oneself or be paid close-enough
attention. One does like to be special.
The chart seemed fair enough, accurate enough,
though the word ’eccentric’ cropped up rather more than I was comfortable with,
and towards the end, when the influence of the furthest planets from the sun were
being invoked, I was warned to look out for symptoms of mental instability in
later life. That rather worried me at the time, but either they haven’t kicked
in yet or I’m happily unaware of them.
Q: Would you ever write a porn novel? I
suppose the challenge would be to take the genre in a new direction, now that
porn vids are freely viewable all over the internet. I always switch off at the
first b-j.
IF: No. Absolutely not. Nobody ever gets
sex scenes right in a novel. Best for a writer to pass over them in silence.
Close the bedroom door at the first sign of sexual arousal. Quite the opposite,
of course, applies to porno vids which are
like novels in one respect: once you’ve read a novel, you rarely go back to it.
Porno palls quite quickly too, except for turn-on moments you bookmark mentally
and replay to get your rocks off. The next big thing should be the interactive
novel, a story that the author constantly rewrites at the demands and desires
of the readership.
Porno is doing this now. Go to the brilliant
Cam4 website, where people of all ages, sizes, sexes and sexual practices from beautiful
to beast, vanilla to rocky road - amateurs all - with pleasure, for pay,often
just for the hell of it, take their clothes off and perform for subscribers. You
can bookmark your favourites, and so you can choose to watch your preferred
performers when they show up on line. But their shows will always be subtly or
even drastically different. They learn what works, and they respond to the
exhortations, the behest, of their admirers and critics. They give the punters
what they want. If they opt to show off for tips, like go-go bar boys and
girls, they go with what the audience thinks they are worth and chooses to tip.
They seem to be the authors of their own acts and bodies: but counter-intuitively,
they are absolutely in control of themselves.
The death of the book you’re worried about?
The death of the author - the auteur - more like it. But I don’t mind that. Art in any medium is becoming interactive. Popular
novels, like blockbuster films, are now being rewritten, re-edited, after being
shown at sneak previews to focus groups who give market reactions. Classic children’s
stories, too, are being doctored to tone down anachronistic racist, sexist and other
attitudes. And what are we to make of Madame Bovary or Anna Karenina as
role models for young, modern women? The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo kicks
back for them, gets revenge. What, indeed, to make of a play (and film) like
‘The Boys in the Band’ as characteristic of gay life? We make a secular saint
of Armistead Maupin instead, and honour Michael Mouse as a post-modern,
liberated sexual hero.
Q: You’re a leading UK books reviewer –
give us a glimpse of a day in the life of. Do publishers try to bribe you for
positive critiques? Has any author you’ve slagged off threatened you with
circumcision?
IF: None of the above. I am
sea-green incorruptible. I lead a blameless literary life. Just as William
Burroughs declared “there is no such thing as a bad boy”, so there is no such
thing as a bad book. I will spare you a lengthy defence of that statement.
Another time, another place - or perhaps, if you run fast enough, never. Just
don’t ask me to take a look at your unpublished manuscript. I am very severe.
Q: Complete this sentence. ‘The Man Booker
Prize is…’
IF:... not as much fun as Strictly Come
Dancing. But there is more bitching and blood on the carpet.
Q: And finally, After Blood Month,
what’s next in your literary and publishing career?
IF: Blood Month is the first novel of a projected
trilogy. They will all be stand-alone novels, but they can properly be read in
sequence. The second novel, The Benevolence of the Butcher, is currently in a
late stage of progress. It’s being written, I mean. The third, No Go, has
been plotted in outline and, as a skeleton, awaits its fleshy dressing. Matthew
McAllister is pretty confident that he knows what happens next, but he can’t
wait to find out what actually happens next because the characters in the novel
are more surprising than he knows. That’s the fun of it. Otherwise there would
be no point.
It’s good. We go on as we go on. Like
Mehitabel the cat, whose raggedy arse has seen better days, our mantra is “jamais
triste, archie, toujours gai!”
Q: Iain Finlayson! Thank you so much. Good
luck with Blood Month, which I heartily recommend.
The Atrium Editions website (extract - and read Matthew McAllister's inventive bio): click here
To buy a Kindle edition of Blood Month at £1.92 click here
