Facebook - Naomi Campbell is my new friend

Facebook is a bit of a mystery to me - Naomi Campbell has just invited me to be her friend after all the insults I've piled on her. Can this be the Naomi? Among my other friends are Jon Snow, Sophie Parkin and, um, Martin Bormann. Then again there are two Madame Arcatis and they both appear to be me. Naomi has 76 friends; I'm sure she can do better than that. Nicholas Coleridge has 232 friends - mmm, but I wonder whether he knows them all. Apparently Nick and I have one mutual friend, the publisher Gary Pulsifer of Arcadia Books, who has 1,592 friends and claims to have recruited somone called Carl T Davies to fight deforestation in Greece. Gary is a Capricorn, that I can well believe.