Tuesday, August 19, 2008
Facebook - Naomi Campbell is my new friend
Facebook is a bit of a mystery to me - Naomi Campbell has just invited me to be her friend after all the insults I've piled on her. Can this be the Naomi? Among my other friends are Jon Snow, Sophie Parkin and, um, Martin Bormann. Then again there are two Madame Arcatis and they both appear to be me. Naomi has 76 friends; I'm sure she can do better than that. Nicholas Coleridge has 232 friends - mmm, but I wonder whether he knows them all. Apparently Nick and I have one mutual friend, the publisher Gary Pulsifer of Arcadia Books, who has 1,592 friends and claims to have recruited somone called Carl T Davies to fight deforestation in Greece. Gary is a Capricorn, that I can well believe.
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Are you a Gemini or something?
I think Sooty should have a Facebook profile, don`t you?
Yes I am a Gemini - how could you tell? Not just a Gemini Sun but a double Gemini Ascendant with Moon In Pisces - two fish swimming in opposite directions. So I am a walking prism of egos.
Yes Sooty should have her own Facebook - her cuteness would draw an army of friends such as the delightful pussy Naomi Campbell.
Does Naomi have anything interesting to say for herself? I see she has the highest privacy settings so you can't even see who her friends are. Apart from Nelson Mandela, of course.
No, Naomi's just pretending to be a serene saint before she chucks another mobile at an underpaid slave. I did however send her my good wishes and love to the "oligarchs". She appears to have a fondness for Russian billionaires and their private jets. Still, who can blame the abuser of under-privileged servants.
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