Dear Madame A
I plead not guilty to theft. A Sunday Times colleague tipped me off about the "browner" line after seeing it on Miliband's website.
Sorry to disappoint.
All the best
(Atticus, Sunday Times)
Thank you for setting the record straight and of course I believe you. Now, who is this colleague? Perhaps he or she spotted my little joke first? You can't get the staff these days, y'know. Send me his or her horoscope: I'll soon get to the truth.