Max Beesley to sue Popbitch

I am distressed to learn that sexy actor Max Beesley is planning to sue Popbitch for libel over its latest story suggesting that he might have expressed an interest in a heterosexual threesome - in some quarters this would be regarded as perfectly uplifting of image, but still. After some legal to-ing and fro-ing – in which m'learned friends will be metering away at an hourly rate of about £400 for some formula letter writing and phone orders for pizza delivery ("That'll be a Sloppy Giuseppe three times") – I am quite confident all will be resolved with a retraction and apology, along with a generous donation to an otter sanctuary.