Tuesday, October 16, 2007

Max Beesley to sue Popbitch

I am distressed to learn that sexy actor Max Beesley is planning to sue Popbitch for libel over its latest story suggesting that he might have expressed an interest in a heterosexual threesome - in some quarters this would be regarded as perfectly uplifting of image, but still. After some legal to-ing and fro-ing – in which m'learned friends will be metering away at an hourly rate of about £400 for some formula letter writing and phone orders for pizza delivery ("That'll be a Sloppy Giuseppe three times") – I am quite confident all will be resolved with a retraction and apology, along with a generous donation to an otter sanctuary.

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

magnificent - what a silly little bitch he is.

Anonymous said...

Yes. Those wild (and anonymous) gossip sites on the internet deserve only one thing: despise.

Anonymous said...

I meant: despise them.

drf said...

Well, Anonymous, if you feel like that, why do you have your nose stuck in them?

Duncan F

Madame Arcati said...

I think anon means ... [they] "deserve only one thing: our contempt." Try to wipe the froth off your prose next time you squat here, dear.

drf said...

I've lost the thread

Duralex said...

<< Well, Anonymous, if you feel like that, why do you have your nose stuck in them? >>

Falsely logical (and very conventional) question, I'm afraid. If I only read what I like, I'd soon get drowned in maple syrup. A dose of vitriol every now and then is a powerful mind-opener. As for me, it stops me from being sentimental.

Madame Arcati said...

My remark was directed at Anon, not Duncan I hasten to add.

Anonymous said...

Dearie me; a quick google will source a much better story from years ago.
Let's not forget that Maxton has a lifestyle to maintain, as any failed Hollywood star turned self-important chick-lit drama hack will confirm.

Anonymous said...

Wasn't Maxi involved in a mini relationship with that grubby trollop Jodie Marsh?

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