For my sins I get sent tons of TV preview tapes - they make lovely Christmas and birthday presents (does wonders for my carbon footprint) - and I can tell you I was not looking forward having to sit through "former punk singer" Toyah Willcox's revelatory interview on the contents of her crotch for Five's My Body Hell (Brits can see it on October 10).
How wrong I was - Toyah has turned into a one-woman Rainbow Alliance. She tells her public that she likes nothing more than to experiment with pube colours to please her rather pretentious '70s rock star husband Robert Fripp of King Crimson fame.
She explains: "I like to dye my pubes - occasionally I dye them blonde and they've also been pink. You can surprise your man in lots of ways. I often play around with the shape and the colour!"
I'm not quite sure how I would react to the sight of Toyah awaiting my presence in bed as her dayglo amber snatch glowed up like the flashlight of the emergency services.
She does seem rather preoccupied with her pelvic region. She recalls her shame when she flashed her pubic hair at the audience while performing in panto years ago.
She says: "I was playing a principal boy and was on stage in a very short tunic. The front row was laughing as there must have been some pubic hair showing! The women in the front row were having a great time. I shaved it all off as soon as I got home that night."
I think this woman has issues.
2 comments:
Dyed pubes are awesome.
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