Keith Allen - he likes snow where sun don't shine

Lily Allen's reprobate actor daddy Keith has a book out - An Autobiography: Grow Up ("He zips through his life like a speeding bullet with an erection," wrote India Knight in the Sunday Times) - which got the dps treatment in the News of the World this weekend: somewhat late; the book has been out quite a few weeks now. It chronicles his various fucks with various household names but fails to mention one of his favourite sexual treats - having charlie blown up his arse via a straw. A number of famous female writers (not India I hasten to add) and actors have had the pleasure of a blow - at the Groucho especially - and I hear of more exotic activities in the Groucho loo with a male friend.