... No, silly, it's not him. All will be revealed shortly. Any minute now. How redundant the local national courts are when you can just tap into the internet and sail on an ocean of rumour forbidden within one's sovereign nation. Something will have to be done to protect the high and mighty from this lawless muckraking - though where this would leave the newspapers is another matter. Recent experience has shifted Madame Arcati towards a sympathy with those maligned and whispered about in the media and beyond, particularly in the matter of celebrity cock-cocking. I weep for the royal personage whose sphincter muscle quivers at the prospect of the pillory dressed up as responsible reportage. Oh woe, woe, teeth gnashing - darling, please re-adjust the mirror, thank you.
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Great post, Mme A. So you have a heart! (I never doubted.) x
I'll say, this you have a nerve, "Arcati".
What a disappointment to find out that it's *****. Frankly I'm surprised it took this long for him to be named. And on Fox!
"So you have a heart!"
Only when he can pity himself in the mirror of someone else's misfortunes. :->
why the pic of freddy at all?
I placed Freddie's pic there for the following reasons:
1. To make you think at first glance that the personage allegedly caught sucking cock and snorting coke was Fred. Because everyone assumes he's the one.
2. Then to cause you irritation as you as you read the text and realised that the coke-cock-cocker was not Fred.
3. Fred's prettier than the person who is at the centre of these lurid and distressing allegations. One must always think of the aesthetic impact of a story on the eye.
Is it [deleted] ?
Look, Rupert Murdoch's media have already named him outside of these shores. For once I feel for Rupe's frustrated UK editors.
And are you surprised by the revelation of who the non=senior royal is .. er.. alleged to be, Madame ?
I am not surprised in the sense that I know who it is alleged to be; but I am surprised in another sense because this particular royal has not to my knowledge been involved in any public scandal, though this royal has raised eyebrows for other reasons. Are you surprised?
I do like a good Royal scandal but it's a shame that the European Royal males seem to be much more attractive than the British ones
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