Sploshing - Speccie is the place to be

Clive Davis - the Spectator blogger, inter alia - asked me recently to explain sploshing, so I did. He writes to acknowledge my efforts ...

"Wot me, cerebral, Madame A? You'll have to come up and view my collection of Norman Wisdom DVDs one of these evenings.

"If I was based at the Speccie office, I'd probably be better informed about sploshing and its many spin-offs. Ah well... "

Sploshing! - Spectator expresses an interest

The Spectator's otherwise cerebral and tasteful blogger Clive Davis asks Madame Arcati what is "sploshing" - he is under the impression that I would know about such things. If I do, then it is thanks in part to the BBC's Graham Norton Show which recently ran an item on sploshing, featuring a load of tarts covering themselves (and some near-nude mug male from the audience) in glutinous Heinz beans and other edibles. And that's basically sploshing. For more on this sexually arousing activity, visit the Splosh! website - full of family fun. Anything else I can do to widen the experience of Spectator contributors? ...

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