Sunday, October 31, 2010

Rachel Johnson and Ann Widdecombe's sloping bosom

Ann Widdecombe and Rachel Johnson
Madame Arcati finds herself in a most singular position: two books recently published, both authored by very considerable matriarchs (possibly modelled on myself), include passages on me, yes, Madame Arcati. The other thing they have in common is that as I write I have read neither. Something must be done.

So, next week I shall be reviewing the editor of The Lady Rachel Johnson's  A Diary of The Lady: My First Year as Editor and Molly Parkin's Welcome to Mollywood. I do hope I am not given cause to be offended or otherwise to consult m'learned friends. Though I disdain anger management courses and the like, I really have tried to rein in my natural tendency to volcanic eruption.

That aside, did you see Ann Widdecombe (a Libran) tonight on Strictly Come Dancing? It's not every generation which gets to see a Privy Councillor turned into a TV pasodoble mop, with Bruce Forsyth looking on. I commend her as a living cleaning product to Cillit Bang.

Anyway, my attention is drawn to this snap above, last seen on The Lady website. I am not sure what to make of the diagonal nature of Ann's bosom, though its maker should avoid B&Q.

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

Not such a hottie, Rachel Johnson. her breasts look as if they might have been surgically enhanced. And are altogether too perky when the rest of her is so saggy. Including her mind.

Madame Arcati said...

In the pic one cannot discern Rachel's bosom because of the colouring of her top.

Anonymous said...

What a tart Madame is.

Anonymous said...

I believe Anne's buttocks are vertical

BOUDICCA BEAZLEY said...

Is this a Halloween special? Would they like to join my coven?

Christina @ Fashion's Most Wanted said...

I do love watching Anne on Strictly. It is completely mental she's still in it. Looking forward to reading your review of Rachel's book. I've ordered Molly's xx

Anonymous said...

If you look closely, you will see Rachel is wearing a support bra, an over-the-shoulder-boulder-holder. The sort of bra girls in training wear.

As for La Widdecombe, no bra exists to enfold such ample forthcomingness.

Bet Lynch said...

Is Ann auditioning for a role as a barmaid on Coronation Street ?

Madame Arcati said...

Careful, I hear Ann's litigious....

Katie Price said...

Ann was awfully pretty once as a student. Beware celibacy.

bill the builder said...

blue tits & shagging, all in a day's work for dawny