Saturday, January 23, 2010

'Jeremy Paxman offered Independent editorship'

Well, that was the rumour at Groucho's last night. No idea if true or whether Paxman is even interested. But it's said Alexander Lebedev is impressed by the crashing snob.

18 comments:

Green Goddess said...

Oh. Yes. *sigh*

Anonymous said...

Jeremy went to Malvern - must be okay!

The late Joe Stalin said...

More credible than the Rodosaur

Ron Broxted said...

I nearly met him when I represented my University at University Challenge. We never had the cut. Sigh. Paxo is good, came across as v human when the Who do you think you are? crew filmed him weeping over granny Paxo getting knocked off the dole in 1899. In other words starving.

Madame Arcati said...

Probably wept with shame. I find him appalling.

Anonymous said...

A pompous git with a dole scrounging granny.

Anonymous said...

Watch out for Matthew Bell. He'll be editor of something soon.

Madame Arcati said...

It's certainly true a few gossers have reached the editor's chair. Perhaps Matthew will strive for Majesty mag ascension or something.

I hope no one won his champagne prize ....

Anonymous said...

he tried to pick me up in a petrol station once, no joke!

The Late Rasputin said...

I've just had a brainwave. Why doesn't Madame Arcati edit the Indie? Does she speak Russian?

Madame Arcati said...

No. Does Geordie Greig speak Russian?

Ron Broxted said...

Ya gavaryu pa rooski yazik.

The late Louis XVI said...

Is that lower middle class snobbish Ingrid Seward (who knows fuck all) ....still editor of Majesty?

Madame Arcati said...

I guess so, no one really mentions Majesty any more. So sad.

an old bounder said...

Oh be kind to Ms Seward. She sent me lots of invites to parties. All lower deck of course but what the heck !

Andromeda said...

He won't have time.

The late Louis XVI said...

Ingrid Seward was an ignorant sow when she was anointed as the Playboy publicist.

Madame Arcati said...

Dear Jeremy Cushing

Do you seriously imagine I'm going to put up your post just so's you can show off your "test programme" (that doesn't work)? You silly cunt.

Stop behaving like a whore and trying to waste people's time. You will suffer the life penalty.

Madame Arcati is always right.