Monday, March 28, 2011

Lester Middlehurst: Cointreau, celebs and the queen's English

The untimely death last year of the Mail 's showbiz hack Lester Middlehurst at a mere 55 (death by Cointreau it appears) was very saddening. Prof Roy Greenslade of the Guardian claimed that the poor poppet took his own life because of previous suicide attempts (nice of him to tell us), but an inquest in February put us straight. He died of oxygen deprivation arising from prodigious drinking.

To read Prof Roy's embarrassing obit from last December, click here. We all make mistakes, of course, but some more than others.

There can be hardly a sleb from lists A to Z who wasn't interviewed by Mr Middlehurst. I'm told that shortly after the late editor David English hired him at the Mail, Lester was caught in flagrante by cops in some Brighton bushes and carted off. Puritan English was appalled and inclined to get rid of him - but the contract was signed and sealed. Is this story true? Perhaps someone will elucidate.

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

If bushes could speak

Anonymous said...

Yes it's true. English wasn't naive however. Most of the decent showbiz hacks are gay or metrosexual. He was just appalled Lester was caught.

DRF said...

The one I was thinking of was Sir Guy Laking, third baronet, known as Francis. Drank himself to death with Green Chartreuse. He died in 1930, aged 26, and in his will left all his motor cars to Tallulah Bankhead. Probate discovered that he didn't own any cars. It was one of many pranks. The baronetcy died with him.

Best wishes, Duncan Fallowell

Madame Arcati said...

Laking is a good name for an alcoholic.

DRF said...

Yes, I'm going laking tonight. Wanna come along? So much nicer than 'binge drinking'

Madame Arcati said...

I'd love to lake but I have a date with Uranus.

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