And so from the dickhead Prof Brian Cox and his nuclear energy-loving touchy wife Gia, the mind thought associates onwards and towards... the World Penis Size Map. I am indebted to Duncan Fallowell for incidentally drawing my attention to this. I have no idea how reliable it is - the measurements do not identify condition of cock, a glaring omission - but you may as well know the French, Germans (5.7") and Italians are better endowed than the Brits (5.5"). Americans average a measly 5.1" (that explains Bruce Willis, then) while Venezuela soars to 6.7". Cambodia manages 4".
Madame Arcati disapproves of size queenery of this sort. But newspaper agony aunts may find this info useful when answering anxious cock-size letters they themselves have written.
World Penis Size Map
17 comments:
So where's Fallowell from?
You need to get in more, dearie.
The map is ridiculous and takes no account of ethnic groups within each nation. Irish Americans will have tiny todgers while African Americans may need to wear a jock strap.
Sir Richard Burton did wonderful research on this but Lady Burton burned the results after his death
the word 'flaccid' always turns up on these occasions. is it ever used on other occasions?
Everybody loves a biggie but no one wants to be lumbered with superhuge. I've changed my plane ticket
whoarrrr
As a connoisseur of cock I would say the Yogoslavians are the most impressive - essentially a peasant or labouring race who drowned the small cocked at birth for the greater good.
'Limp' is the word used in real life for flaccid.
so you can't be a flaccid head then
A lady never boasts...
I remember yours as particularly thick
What precisely is your relationship to Duncan Fallowell. We need to know
He was my stepmother in a previous incarnation. We have ishoos.
'Madame disapproves of size queenery'
Fibber!
is that when its hard ? possibly an awkward census
How odd. But then I deleted loads of followers on Twitter the other night, but didn't realise many are following me. Much bitterness.
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