Actor Alan Cumming has a new scent out ... it's called Cumming. Why not buy a bottle for grandpa while stocks last. It may make the old codger roll over his bed naked like Alan and say things like, "Cumming is sexy, earthy ... shame should not exist ... you are the most interesting thing about yourself ... I'm a man, I'm not going to change for anyone. I'm cumming. Fuck, I can't get it up." Eyeliner optional.
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I wouldn't call it "new", madame. New for 2009 perhaps. nsfl X
5 comments:
I wouldn't call it "new", madame. New for 2009 perhaps. nsfl X
I'm sure this is just a send up. Not like MA to be fooled.
Ewww
Interesting to see a man acting in a passive vampish way. Cumming is basically masturbating here, making love to himself.
With the man pulling his zipper down he looks like he's about to piss on the Madeleine Foundation just below. You think of everything, madame.
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