Dear Madame Arcati
You clearly have a fan in Alice over at the wonderland that is Pandora's Independent; Max Clifford is quoted in her piece calling me an attention seeker. This coming from the man who represented Jade Goody, Kerry Katona and to whom I sent Simon Cowell when he needed attention. Funny old world.
Jonathan King
JK's memoirs
Pandora
Arcati
17 comments:
Waxie Maxie has plainly not viewed Vile Pervert then.
Oh I think he has Madame.
He does love attention (unless it's about his affair with a married friend's wife, that is).
Who's Alice?
I understand Max was most protective of Simon. And where's Jeremy Beadle these days? Dead I guess.
Why does Madame give succour to the fallen? Your last subject, Farah Damji, is now in residence at her majesty's pleasure. Is it that you're a good samaritan?
Who's fallen Anonymous? Put your own values and standards into your own Anonymous life; don't judge others by your feelings about success and failure. I'm doing fine, honey.
Alice is Alice-Azania Jarvis who edits the Indy's diary.
not listed on amazon
Not yet completed or published so of course it's not yet on Amazon!
I think a lot of people will read JK's book, especially if it contains lots of celebrity gossip and controversial claims. I'll read it. And it's sure to get reviewed.
C'mon, Jonathan, pull yer finger out - get that fountain pen sloshing across the virgin page.
I reckon this book will be snapped up but anon-"Why does Madame give succour to the fallen?"-surely you have noticed the tabloids love just about nothing else.
JK:"don't judge others by your feelings about success and failure. I'm doing fine, honey."
You go, JK!
JK autobiography is going straight on my xmas list! So Jonathan, we all know what Simon Cowells been up to so are u going to spill the beans? Or has Max gotten to you? anonymous
Clifford has never got to me and I know everything there is to know about Simon but even if there was shit to stir (there isn't) I would never sneak on someone who was a good enough friend to stand bail for me at £50,000!
How disappointing;come on JK, pleaaaseee? Weren't you the one who put Simon Cowell on his way, taught him how to make hit records and all? He owes you a heck of a lot more than fifty grand bail money!!
i'll be adding JK book to my list as well, all about supporting family. if you were the one who put Cowell where he is, well
done, hes so hot in America
right now anything with his name on it will sell and the American media would eat up your book. Since we know hes family it would make an amazing read
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