Sunday, August 30, 2009

Jonathan King writes his uncensored, 'salacious' memoirs

I hear Jonathan King is working on his memoirs - about 150,000 words done so far: the final draft could be as hefty as 200,000.

It will probably be out this Christmas, a feat only possible by self-publishing. This way, he tells me, "it doesn't get censored and looks brilliant."

He plans to "print up a couple of thousand and let a publisher take it if they offer enough... also, that way, it [will] be instantly available via Amazon 'and all good book shops' and I know we can shift several hundred from sales on the DVD of Vile Pervert: The Musical." He adds, "VPTM is about to hit 40,000 full length views/downloads - hoping to hit 50,000 by year end."

What revelations does he plan to make? "It's packed with salacious stuff and dripping with scandal... with LOTS of photos," is all he will say.

Arcati's review of Vile Pervert. King as Wilde ...

11 comments:

Jonathan King said...

100% accurate as always; you are phenomenal, Madame!

Anonymous said...

Assuming this is true, will King put his case for having sex with teenage boys? Personally I hope he sticks to showbiz scandal. Anything else and Scotland Yard may be calling on him!

Jonathan King said...

It is, of course, perfectly legal to have sex with teenagers of both genders as long as they are consenting and over 16. Mind you, at 64 I would find it now inappropriate.

Anonymous said...

This is one book I wouldn't mind finding in my Christmas stocking.

Anonymous said...

This site is starting to look like a male model catalogue. More !

The late Bosie said...

I am reliably informed Oscar buggered no boy, preferring to be the buggeree.

Anonymous said...

You have been reliably misinformed "the late Bosie"

Anonymous said...

Wilde spoke of Greek practices.

veritas said...

Vile Pervert is a must see..I recommend a copy of the DVD and this auto-biog if it's out in time for all Christmas stockings.

Jonathan King said...

You clearly have a fan in Alice over at the wonderland that is Pandora's Independent; Max Clifford is quoted in her piece calling me an attention seeker. This coming from the man who represented Jade Goody, Kerry Katona and to whom I sent Simon Cowell when he needed attention.
Funny old world.

Stephanie Mastini said...

...let's all start checking our sex offender registries here in the states, before we move into a new neighborhood......
s~