Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Nicky Haslam's Wonderful World: What he calls his Peke's cock

As I was just saying to the shrewd Mrs Trefusis (in a comment in the post below), what can one say about Hi Society - The Wonderful World of Nicky Haslam? I think it's critic-proof really, a rare TV objet that defies any kind of serious or satiric response, rather like Karl Lagerfeld's collars or a song sung by ... Pia Zadora. Nicky has outrageous transparency and is fearless in its expression: the rest is name-dropping. Like Nicky's memoir, the TV show was just there. Its most fascinating revelation was that he calls his fluffy black Peke's cock a "lipstick".


Anonymous said...

TV exaggerates all the flaws .... Nicky is pathetic.

A Fallowell Impersonator said...

Pathos is the touch of garlic which sets off the jovial fruit-salad of his bouffant.

Anonymous said...

Total blancmange