Saturday, January 08, 2011

Octogenarian sex and a vintage vamp employment application

Sheila Vogel-Coupe, 82, at work
A curious feature of blogging is how old flatlining posts periodically jolt back to life due to zeitgeist catch-up.

My story on Hugh Hefner and what it's like to endure sex with him lay dormant for three years until he announced his recent engagement. As a result, tens of thousands of Americans, hungry for salacious geriatric detail, flocked to Madame Arcati via links on the Huffington Post, Jezebel, Drudge and Gawker.

Another example is Sheila Vogel-Coupe. Yesterday the net went mad for her because of her claim in an interview that she's not a prostitute but an escort. This time thousands of Brits flocked here to read much, much more and found moral sanctuary in my bosom: welcome. Plainly sex and octogenarians is a topic of fascination.

Which brings me to a letter I received this weekend from someone keen to explore employment opportunities at Madame Arcati Inc as a vintage vamp. She (let's call her Yvonne lest she used her real name) is a relatively youthful 58 and must think that I am a madam of another sort and I am deeply flattered. I thought I'd share it with you.

Hello,

I am Yvonne, 58 years old, interested to work as Mature Escort. Originated from Latin America, my skin has a natural tan, healthy, spicy personality, open-minded, no smoker and enjoy socialising. 

I have travelled several countries, able to Translate & Interpret in 5 European languages.

I am looking forward to receiving your reply.

With my kindest regards,

Yvonne

5 comments:

Joe MacFarlane. said...

Britishgrannyfuck! I love it! That is going on speed dial!

Madame Arcati said...

I do hope I've not filled your head with ideas, Joe.

Anonymous said...

Disgusting. A new low.

Joe MacFarlane. said...

Yes a disgusting new low achieved only by resting the zimmer frame at a correct angle.

Anonymous said...

a natural tan . . . mmm