In the wake of a riot of rumours about the restaurant critic, insurance TV salesman and former film director Michael Winner - that he plans to emigrate - I have interrupted my ylang-ylang spa bath to help him set the record straight. He has this morning tweeted the following message to his followers (caps his) which I am happy to amplify:
'I'M NOT LEAVING THE UK NEVER HAD ANY PLANS TO DO SO. WOULD APPRECIATE IF THE "JOKERS" WHO KEEP SAYING I AM WOULD KEEP THEIR GOBS FIRMLY SHUT'
Back to my spa bath, faintly depressed.
5 comments:
That's a shame. I was hoping to see his magnificent Holland Park house on the market
Better food, no riots, what is keeping La Winner here?
Winner's one of the underlying causes of the riots as well as the vigilanteism (the latter's a film ref, OK?).
Does he pay UK taxes or is he an exile a la Phillip Green et al?
I believe he pays UK taxes but spends Christmas abroad in a hideous hotel.
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