Friday, August 12, 2011

Michael Winner - here to stay, apparently

In the wake of a riot of rumours about the restaurant critic, insurance TV salesman and former film director Michael Winner - that he plans to emigrate - I have interrupted my ylang-ylang spa bath to help him set the record straight. He has this morning tweeted the following message to his followers (caps his) which I am happy to amplify:

'I'M NOT LEAVING THE UK NEVER HAD ANY PLANS TO DO SO. WOULD APPRECIATE IF THE "JOKERS" WHO KEEP SAYING I AM WOULD KEEP THEIR GOBS FIRMLY SHUT'

Back to my spa bath, faintly depressed.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

That's a shame. I was hoping to see his magnificent Holland Park house on the market

Ciaran Rehill said...

Better food, no riots, what is keeping La Winner here?

Anonymous said...

Winner's one of the underlying causes of the riots as well as the vigilanteism (the latter's a film ref, OK?).

Anonymous said...

wot a cunt he is.

Anonymous said...

Does he pay UK taxes or is he an exile a la Phillip Green et al?

Madame Arcati said...

I believe he pays UK taxes but spends Christmas abroad in a hideous hotel.