Well, I've got an e-book to flog so I'm back for a while now - and don't imagine that I've mellowed. It's true I'm probably the oldest blogger around these days, certainly a lot older than the cock-cunting indentured younglings who maintain 'blogs' for newspapers and magazines (and HuffPuffPo). But age before craven careerism, sweethearts.
'Age' is layered wisdom with thorns in these parts. Don't you doubt it.
So, my book. It's called Lifesurfing: Your Horoscope Forecast Guide 2014. As I write, it stands at No 1 in Amazon's Astrology bestseller chart of the top 100.
Aside from my inimitable astro-guidance, Molly Parkin - my permanent fiancee - has written a darling foreword in which friends and former lovers are rated by star-sign. I had no idea about Omar Sharif! Or Coco Chanel! I also look ahead into the future of Google, Hillary Clinton (2016 in particular), North Korean leader Kim Jong-un and, of course, Moll.
You can sample a few pages for free - just click the Amazon link here.
PS Kindle software can be downloaded onto your pc fast and free from my Amazon page if you haven't a device.
6 comments:
You open and close like the legs of a Moscow mule. How long will you keep them open this time? wonders Duncan
Like the good whore, I shall be keeping a tally. Do you have a book out soon poppet? I think we should be told.
I've grown a little tired of all these nicely mannered munchkins sliming over the media. Burn 'em.
Yes, How To Disappear has just been published in the USA - and there's a blurb for it on Youtube made by a robot. The clip is hilarious, weird, but somehow winning, and marks a new departure in the promotion of literature. I'll find the link - it's the way of the future. You should get a robot to read you. They're awfully nice and you can take them anywhere
Here it is
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHIBn9IMibw&list=FL_ykZbXh-pE8uJ-rLa0nhLw
But I don't mean to crowd your promo for your own book - except that you did ask
I love the robot review - I'll post something about it soon. Meantime - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHIBn9IMibw&list=FL_ykZbXh-pE8uJ-rLa0nhLw.
Krishnamurti - life's too interesting for that twerp. He was a dirty old shagger.
And darling anon - how could I fail not to recognise your prose style? I do love a double neg.
And as for that cunt who emailed me last night - clear off!
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