Blair + Carr = joke?

The Friday Night Project comic star Alan Carr is teaming up with ancient hoofer and bisexual Lionel Blair - they're making an old-fashioned variety show together for Channel 4. In fact if you want to be in the audience for the pilot at Backpool's North Pier on Sept 20, then look no further: tickets are on a strictly first-come first-served basis so email your request asap to endofthepier@openmike.co.uk or call the ticket hotline and leave your details on 07723 686893.