Yes, according to an Arcatiste. I wonder what he'll do next. I hope he resists the allure of writing for GQ (which celebrates bullfighting in its June edition - perhaps the joys of being a racist next?) or presenting items for GMTV. I don't like to see talent going to waste. Hugo, get in touch and tell me something.
LATE NEWS: Hugo writes: "Jesus, you gave me a turn. I'm only going on to features, and it's not for a month or two yet." Sorry, chuck.