Friday, April 11, 2008

Was Seb Shakespeare covered in shit?

A most distressing rumour reaches my ears - that veteran Londoner's Diary editor Seb Shakespeare (the gossipy fixture of the much-improved Evening Standard) was covered in manure as he came out of his house at 7 this morning on his way to work. A case of revenge, apparently. Naturally I don't believe a word of it, interested parties may feel the need to elucidate.

If true, however, I extend my sympathies to this otherwise most enlightened (and sweet-smelling) of hacks.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

yes yes yes it happened. too bloody funny for bloody words. pompous creep.

Duralex said...

This is most enjoyable. Who's next now ? Beware, beware...

Anonymous said...

Yes. See Saturday's Independent.